Back, Not Better Than Ever

Got nuked. Same nerd, just a smaller circle. 29. Resident Physician, Pokemon Master, Florida Man

[average-nerd-abridged]

Insatiable tonight

[prettyfunnyy]

The vibes lately

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[molabuddy]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[the-faceless-man57]

Me when I say noted 😏

[she-sins-a-lil-deactivated20230]

Manifesting the sex I post on tumblr into my life

[sodor-memetime]

[daniesworldds-deactivated202604]

Maturbation tip: Let me see.

[yourferalgod]

get in my bed loser, we're cuddlefucking

[frozenknight]

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

[ffoxer]

New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received

[reptile-girl]

porn will win

[runcibility]

[1anonyymous1]

“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.

[00-goodboy-00]

[sadmemegf]

ways to make ur bed comfy

put me in it

[midnight970-4-deactivated202404]

Don’t flirt with me ima start daydreaming about us fucking

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[gcu-sovereign]

@samreich have you considered posting this whenever you see a depressing post here?

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster