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@mac6397
what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office
Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person
i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team
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a lazy scatterbrained comic about undiagnosed mental illness
Fuck I should not relate to this as hard as I do
IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.
here, by request of more than one person:
Now this is what I call wholesome
My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.
third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain.
fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents
Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese
can’t wait to find the annoying mf that wanna be stuck with me for the rest of their life
women have every reason to become insane and unhinged. men have zero (0) reasons. and yet they all are
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
I choked on my oatmeal
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.
I got a job today lol
in college there are only two moods:
1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.
2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain
also these moods go back and forth every hour
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses
reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.
Reblog if you hate nazis.