Dammit Man I'm a Doctor Not A Blog

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[2-point-5]

like, i've been diagnosed with clinical depression, and anxiety, and insomnia, and chronic pain, and a million other things that get in the way of me having a simple fucking good day, but you know what?

i watch videos that make me happy and wear pretty clothes and cut my hair in fun styles and do my makeup and drink strawberry tea and take two showers a day and i look on the bright side because goddamnit if god is trying to break me down, he'll have to try harder.

i see so many people talk about how sad they are, who make their depression their first priority, and i get it, i really do, but you know that is actively harming your mental state, right? please, just do something nice for yourself, think positively for one day. i promise things get better when you step back and breathe.

[2-point-5]

anyways, i wasn't planning on adding onto this post, but last night i had a really bad panic attack and almost deleted my blog. i did some things that i swore id never do again and i went to sleep with a mouth full of vomit.

this morning i saw a lady bug.

that's it. one lady bug.

my friend marvin said he was proud of me and my friend kristoff told me they hoped i was doing better and my dog brought me her favorite toy and there was a lady bug.

so i think i'll keep living.

cling to the good parts or you'll fall.

please keep clinging on.

for the lady bugs.

[spoonsoupsour]

[exoticbuttahs]

and here we see the Gamecube in it’s natural habitat. What a beautiful, majestic creature.

[anxietyproblem]

[colonel-orneryarchives]

[revedas]

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

[charlesoberonn]

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THIS EPISODE AIRES 43 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[emmaduerrewatson]

“There’s this scene where there is one very tense scene between the two of them, and they were so electric and improvising a lot of what they were doing, that we just couldn’t take the camera off them. We couldn’t cut, we couldn’t edit. So there’s a very long one-take, one-camera shot that lasts for a very long time, and when you’re watching it, you don’t note that. You don’t realize that because they are so magnetic.” - TAYLOR SWIFT on Sadie Sink and Dylan O’Brien.

[mogifire]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[fawnvelveteen]

1938

[kim-kartrashcan]

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart

[catchymemes]

[crossed-quills]

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is my single favorite halloween post in all of time and history

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can't stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock's tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[homofied]

[vablatsky]

The Simpsons: Hit & Run will always have a special place in my heart. Where else can you push Milhouse off a cliff or run him over with a motorboat.

[lichpire]

the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man

like mcu twink peter will never have the depth of our friendly neighborhood spider-man. literally any time they try and make spider-man super cool with access to a ton of sick tech and everything i start to really lose interest. the appeal of spider-man to me is that he’s like just some guy who happens to have super powers. like you could just hang out with this dude. the “bigger” they make him the more he loses that.

actually i’m gonna elaborate on this further because spider-verse did this but they did it well and with purpose.

the peter from miles’ dimension was super over the top, kinda larger than life. as pointed out by peter b. several times. however unlike other times they’ve done this it wasn’t just to try and make spider-man look cool, it was all a part of miles’ narrative. miles was given huge shoes to fill and they used this as a tool to portray how small miles felt compared to peter.

but the difference between miles and mcu peter is that miles didn’t need any of that to become the spider-man he is today. one of his main role models in the film is peter b. who’s broke and off his game, but still manages to do amazing things.

that’s the appeal of spider-man. is that anyone can make a difference, no matter where you’re at in your life you can still be incredible.

[oceansalliteration]

Good comment via the person I reblogged from.

[traincat]

I think it’s interesting that the scene from the end of The Amazing Spider-Man with the eggs is being put forward as the pinnacle of Spider-Man cinema – and I agree, for the record – because I don’t think people know how hard that scene got dragged when Homecoming was released. I’m fairly sure one of Homecoming’s six screenwriters said something negative about it, although I can’t currently find the article where I saw it, but if you check out this review of Spider-Man Homecoming you’ll see something along the same lines: “No one wants to watch May chide Peter for forgetting the eggs when there’s way more interesting superhero stuff to get to.”

Right, except I do, because the eggs in The Amazing Spider-Man were always there to remind the audience that Peter’s great responsibility exists outside of his identity as Spider-Man as well as within it – he has a responsibility to his aunt! Even over something as simple as bringing home the eggs he’d previously forgotten to get! It’s meaningful because it shows us that responsibility is a multi-layered, multifaceted aspect of both Peter Parker and Spider-Man and something that is baked into the character, not just the costume. That he shows up beaten to hell, having played a large part in keeping New York from becoming lizard people, with his girlfriend’s father’s blood probably still on him, and that he pulls the world’s most busted package of like 100% broken eggs out of his backpack because he promised his aunt he would pick up eggs and that she embraces him is so important! And it got mercilessly dragged as not being exciting or cool enough! Not being enough of a superhero scene! TASM’s Aunt May of the absolutely incredible “You’re my boy and I won’t hurt you” scene got called dowdy and not fun and pathetic because she was “just waiting at home for the eggs”! And it drove me absolutely crazy! Justice for Peter treating May like she’s his mom and the most important person in the world to him and knowing he has a responsibility to her! Justice for the little humanizing elements that make Spider-Man ultimately a relatable story! Justice for the eggs scene!

[astraldreadnought-deactivated20]

One of the larger than life things that MCU Spider-Man badly remade is Peter’s identity getting revealed.

This was one of the best scenes in the movie’s franchise history:

Peter passes out after stopping the train and saving everyone in it, and gets carried by the passengers inside.

The juxtaposition of the superhero being saved by the people he almost died to help and repaying his kindness with a promise that his secret is safe. That’s the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man the MCU could never conceive.

[greenbeandagger]

hey guys just wanted to say that while it’s super awesome that y’all wanna support jews this holiday season, it’s not really appropriate to do the bugs bunny “i wish all ______ a very happy ______” meme for yom kippur. it’s great for sukkot, fantastic for simchat torah, but yom kippur is a day for repentance, remembrance, and forgiveness. it’s probably the most serious holiday we’ve got, so please don’t make light of it. instead of “happy yom kippur”, maybe say something like “have a meaningful holiday”, or “have a healthy fast” for people doing the traditional sundown to sundown fast. yom kippur starts with kol nidre (some people go to services, others just eat a big pre-fast meal, my family does both) september 15th at sundown and lasts until sundown on the 16th. please be conscious of your jewish peers! love, your local jewish nonbinary lesbain

[valtsv]

my hot take

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[catchymemes]

[drpathetique]

I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??

THE COMPOSITION

THE BALANCE

THE SILHOUETTE

[chewedcorn]

Helpful former homeowner.

[memento-mariii]

When I say love makes us human, this is what I mean.