Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor

Becca. Ultrageekatlarge on Ao3. Obsessed with fictional plotlines. Overly invested in Star Trek and currently having many feelings about some bats in capes. Emotionally compromised because of sidekicks with sad back stories. 30s. If I’m on here I’m avoiding writing.

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[jace-targaryen]

MULAN (1998) dir. ton bancroft + barry cook

[mausspacearchive]

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

[p4nishers]

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[bonesbuckleup]

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[bonesbuckleup]

Does anyone here have a way, website, or strategy to find art/art prints other than on Etsy