if you know me, no you don’t

Caitlin ✧ 23 ✧ gemini ✧ queer ✧ bigfoot fan

[necroxeeee-deactivated20230209]

stop being hot and fucked up or ill become obsessed

[sarasayad]

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

[aktx-deactivated20160712]

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[lovecrumbss]

HS1 - HS2

[edwardfucks]

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

[edwardfucks]

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

[edwardfucks]

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"

[edwardfucks]

"Hey Cullen, the blood drive is that way!" "Yeah you gonna go get a snack?"

Edward, folding himself into a locker:

[hshouse]

a girl showed me a harry pic today in class from their twitter and said like “look how cute he looks here” and I was like “oh 2014 him is my fav !!” and she looked at me and said “how do you know this is 2014” and I didn’t have the heart to tell her I know the day, event and location of that exact picture

[ankle-beez]

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone

[ankle-beez]

[shegiles]

(good save)

[hampsteadharry]

Lights Up (2019)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beverlymarshisabadass]

[grainadloafs-deactivated2021101]

debra messing not understanding how dating works has been the highlight of my day

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

these are literal screen grabs from my mind

[1995lahaine]

pennywise? more like penniless. get a job you freak

[sneakybats]

[ahotpeaceofshit]

[respectstyles-deactivated201908]