[monoclr]

[loveridden1999]

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[loveridden1999]

exactly

[apocryphics]

begin again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

[svdaily]

One thing about me? I’ll start over.

[subjectverb]

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[ryebreadgf]

[domina-honoribila]

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i was 7

[dommingateez]

*staring sternly into the mirror* you've had a wild week, you haven't eaten today, you've barely interacted with people today. do not trust the Vague Sense of Unease

[molabuddy]

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

[mlimby]

[gingerpines]

green yuri x zoemira anyone? 👀

bonus doodle

[hauntingyourself]

Seen at the grocery store parking lot at 8 pm on a summer evening

[strbutch]

dyke up or die

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[bushpoppy]

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[plaguedpriest]

ok computerfucker question would u guys rather fuck the computer or be the computer

i want to be the computer

i want to fuck the computer

Voting ended onJun 8, 2024

[plaguedpriest]

[charl0ttan]

your mom is a basic task and i was able to do her in a few days

[charl0ttan]

[yassifiedgollum]

I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president

[yassifiedgollum]

"There are 5 callers ahead of you" can stay but it's on thin fucking ice, i.e, it can only stay if it plays when the number of callers ahead of you changes and not every 5 minutes. And CERTAINLY not every 30 seconds

[surlifen]

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

how's that going for you?

amazingly euphoric!

you're pleased!

you can make it work

this is less than ideal

you are very unhappy

you cannot bear this existence

bald

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

[surlifen]

this is funny because the three categories of responses are largely:

1. NOOOO PARASITIC WORM 😭

2. FUCK UEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PARASITIC WOOOOORM 🪱🪱🪱🪱🔥🔥‼️‼️

3. bird? well... I guess it could be worse :/