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when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.

galren

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

Blog move,,, i guess if u still wanna follow me you gotta choo choo

Moving my blog to @sadistic-exile

Time to delete my blog again

Me for the 5th time this year

twitterlols

I'm crying but not sad,,,, wtf at me??? As the world falls down is playing it's not a sad song???? @ me stop you weak ass piece of shit.

#personal

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dateacutiesuggestion

Date a cutie that you can’t stop talking about

deedeedeebee

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

hypocean

you forgot C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

#option D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway

medusaceratops-deactivated20210

new game: send me a character and i’ll give an example of each

leondra

the babadook works at michaels and teaches scrapbooking classes

leondra

666help

u can’t get rid of the scrapadook

brokebackboys

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

saeranlover

Mom Jumin had to watch his best friend die and then got sprayed with his blood from Zen's gunshot,,,, it's like that mene @Zen: look what you did, a perfectly good Jumin and you gave it anxiety.

ppppppffffffffffffffttttttttt-

Jumin after V dies:

samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

samandriel

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

samandriel

in case you were wondering this is him

samandriel

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

jjtaylor

Quality rooster

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The world @ America.

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So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

polyglotfrog

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

thebloggerbloggerfun

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.

saeranlover

Jumin wouldn't last five f**king minutes without his bodyguards in a zombie apocalypse. Saeran (before leaving Mint Eye) would be mowing down zombies. Yoosung and Saeyoung would treat the situation like LOLOL; holding their semi-automatic weapons for dear life and looting ammo like no tomorrow. Zen is a zombie magnet since zombies are attracted by sound and Zen LOVES to brag about himself. Sadly, V would be the sacrifice to the undead.

Lol, probably. But you probably have no idea about what happened in the rp then lmao…. It was basically like this from what I can remember from the top of my head: (btw, there are 4 MCs in the rp)

Apocalypse starts

Two MCs (Sharon and Mich) are in the mall, Saeyoung at his bunker, Saeran in hospital, V and Jumin together, Zen and MC (Kinnale) together, rip I can’t remember about Echo Girl and Mina, Yoosung on his way to a LOLOL convention I think

Zen and Kinnale end up getting prepared and then escape on Zen’s motorcycle, Kinnale believes she can fly jumps off Zen’s motorcycle believing she’s a burden to him(?)

V and Jumin get prepared, V has nothing with him, Jumin has Elly in a cat carrier, spare clothes, a good few bottles of stupidly strong painkillers, a fucking sword before they leave (the security outside are fighting zombies btw) and when they get out of the elevator driver kim has a zombie going nom nom nom on him

Echo Girl and Mina end up at a tower, later to be dubbed as ‘Pimp Tower’ as Kyungju finds pimp suits, drugs, and art supplies.

Zen and Kinnale end up at Pimp Tower and get medical attention

Sharon and Mich go to get weapons

V and Jumin trying to escape the zombies, but all of a sudden… DRIVER KIM ZOMBIE OUTTA NOWHERE AND INJURES V’S ARM

The Pimp Tower crew are able to phone V and basically say to go there and also to say bye bye to V’s arm

so

BYE BYE V’S ARM (juju KOs V with his stupidly strong painkillers to do it btw)

Yoosung just casually killing zombies because his cosplay meant he was actually very well prepared

oh yeah and whilst this is happening Saeran is just “oh okay then” in the hospital whilst Saeyoung is quickly driving there to get to him. Saeran is pissed off that he’s stuck wearing a hospital gown and has no weapons

Jumin is just “oh there is somebody (echo girl) spraypainting ‘pimp tower’ on that building, guess that’s where the RFA is” (like, he is totally unfazed)

V and Jumin arrive at pimp tower

Yoosung eventually arrives

ZOMBIE HOARD OUTTA NOWHERE

Pimp tower is abandoned

So they all flee in an RV

Kinnale Just Loves To Almost Die™ so she takes some of jumin’s strong painkillers

V is holding Elly during this and Kinnale is just like “I WANT TO HOLD THE CAT BUT V IS BLIND SO I CAN’T ASK HIM ZEN, CAN YOU WRITE DOWN THAT I WANT HER?”

basically

she’s high on jumin’s fucking painkillers

V is just feeling sick so Jumin makes the RV stop so he can get some fresh air

V starts hallucinating because he is still infected because of Driver Kim

thinks a zombie he can see is Rika

The zombie wants the V

V ends up dying in Jumin “Beautiful Sunset” Han’s arms

V ded

Zen is just “get in the fucking car Jumin he’s gonna be a zombie soon if not i’m gonna shoot you both”

bang bang V’s definitely dead now

Jumin is s h o o k

so he later kills himself