get steezy

derek discanio, 26, walmart yodeling boy for state champs. gh: northernweathers

[hipaola]

If this were instagram, I’d be tagging Derek Discanio right on my ass. 

[macandsteez]

i tag paola on my heart on instagram but she tags me on her ass, sounds about right

[macandsteez]

forgive me for i have sinned aka i didn’t post about paola on national girlfriend day

[hipaola]

“post it for me i’m lazy” - @macandsteez

[macandsteez]

i ain’t even worried about the sun roasting me when i got paola

[macandsteez]

@hipaola paola please this is a public forum

@speakemo then let’s GO

[macandsteez]

@phrassing yo @speakemo i need chipotle

@hipaola guess that’s the first thing we’re doing when you’re here

[macandsteez]

@hipaola i’m 90% certain that doesn’t even exist

@phrassing can you ask the paola to bring me and rsg some chipotle

[macandsteez]

if you’re tryna come to sad summer fest lemme know so i can put you on the list the only catch is you have to bring me sunscreen so my girlfriend doesn’t yell at me

[macandsteez]

omg derek!!! from state champs!!! sign my fucking nub!!!

[hipaola]

incapable of smiling any less than this 

[macandsteez]

sad summer fest isn’t all that sad but it’s definitely been hot as all fucking hell!

[macandsteez]

i just blindly followed all of you back so if any of you are porn blogs i’ma be pissed

[hipaola]

How is Germany even real? 🍻

[macandsteez]

do we think paola waited to selfie until she saw me online?

[macandsteez]

i’m bad at tumblr while i’m on tour please forgive me

[macandsteez]

hey big d 😘

who let this happen