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EMMA I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BOUGHT HELL. HELP.

…huh.

ok so i was gonna try and sabotage the auction right? And just in case I bought all my gold

And somehow I legally own hell now? Like. I won the auction.

AUCTION??? WHAT DID I MISS?!

UHM ASK DA DEVIL AND MULTI THEY PROBABLY KNOW MORE. BUT THOSE LAWYER GUYS. THEY HAD AN AUCTION AND STUFF???

…does my house apparently being moved 2 ohio have something 2 do with this???

MAYBE?! THEY WERE TRYING TO KICK US OUT OF HELL AND THEN I WON THE AUCTION SO HELL IS MINE NOW???

shit, so they were auctioning off…the entirety of hell?? the whole fucking place???

YEAH I THINK SO

…good 2 know. i am never going anywhere ever again.

…

um, anyway! meet me at the condo when i get back, we’ll figure something out.

will do :')

EMMA I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BOUGHT HELL. HELP.

…huh.

ok so i was gonna try and sabotage the auction right? And just in case I bought all my gold

And somehow I legally own hell now? Like. I won the auction.

AUCTION??? WHAT DID I MISS?!

UHM ASK DA DEVIL AND MULTI THEY PROBABLY KNOW MORE. BUT THOSE LAWYER GUYS. THEY HAD AN AUCTION AND STUFF???

…does my house apparently being moved 2 ohio have something 2 do with this???

MAYBE?! THEY WERE TRYING TO KICK US OUT OF HELL AND THEN I WON THE AUCTION SO HELL IS MINE NOW???

shit, so they were auctioning off…the entirety of hell?? the whole fucking place???

YEAH I THINK SO

EMMA I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BOUGHT HELL. HELP.

…huh.

ok so i was gonna try and sabotage the auction right? And just in case I bought all my gold

And somehow I legally own hell now? Like. I won the auction.

AUCTION??? WHAT DID I MISS?!

UHM ASK DA DEVIL AND MULTI THEY PROBABLY KNOW MORE. BUT THOSE LAWYER GUYS. THEY HAD AN AUCTION AND STUFF???

…does my house apparently being moved 2 ohio have something 2 do with this???

MAYBE?! THEY WERE TRYING TO KICK US OUT OF HELL AND THEN I WON THE AUCTION SO HELL IS MINE NOW???

EMMA I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BOUGHT HELL. HELP.

…huh.

ok so i was gonna try and sabotage the auction right? And just in case I bought all my gold

And somehow I legally own hell now? Like. I won the auction.

AUCTION??? WHAT DID I MISS?!

UHM ASK DA DEVIL AND MULTI THEY PROBABLY KNOW MORE. BUT THOSE LAWYER GUYS. THEY HAD AN AUCTION AND STUFF???

EMMA I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BOUGHT HELL. HELP.

…huh.

goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

ok so i was gonna try and sabotage the auction right? And just in case I bought all my gold

And somehow I legally own hell now? Like. I won the auction.

a-maiz-ing

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

macademmia-deactivated20260103

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

slashercatz

he sounds like an anime villain

ralzei1997

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

do-not-u-dare

oh my god

xmajordumps

guys,

sailor-guardian-multitude

*The phone rings.*

Hi so I think I accidentally won an auction?

Huh? What?

... Wait, did you buy Hell?

sailor-guardian-multitude

...Yeah I own hell now. I don't have gold anymore. Um. I'm going to give this to Emma I think.

Yeah, hehe... good idea. Thanks for saving us, Mack.

sailor-guardian-multitude

All good! I didn't think it would work but here we are. See you back in Yaoi Central

*The phone rings.*

Hi so I think I accidentally won an auction?

Huh? What?

... Wait, did you buy Hell?

...Yeah I own hell now. I don't have gold anymore. Um. I'm going to give this to Emma I think.

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Mack would see a pair of Jenkins, one with a pair of headphones and the other reading what looks like a thick tome of some kind standing in front of a pair of cages. One holding a familiar couple: a large butler bird and a blue robed wind witch. The other has a small looking person in bandages.

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

T-t-ten kilograms you say?! Aaahaha! Well, it's very good to meet you, oh wonderous patron! I am Mr. Nathaniel Dark, the Founder and President of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. At your service.

He bows deeply.

Now... Ten kilograms of gold must mean you're here to buy out our big ticket item for this season: Hell itself.

Yes, of course. Ahaha...

You may call me Morris. That is what my associates call me. Of Racoon Investments est. 2025.

Ah! What a wonderful opportunity to meet you Morris! Now, shall we finalize that payment? Where would you like Hell to be moved to?

Mr. Dark pulls out a certificate of ownership, his other hand stretched out to take the gold Mack offers.

Racoon pulls out a bag from their infinite storage bag, heaving it out and putting it on the floor.

Yes. Here you go. You can check. Its genuine. And leave hell in its current location.

Racoon takes the certificate of ownership and puts it in the infinite storage bag.

Very well!

Dark grabs the gold bag and opens it, reaching a hand in and in an instant the gold seems to be... gone?

AHAH! Perfect! A wonderful deal! Please, enjoy your new Hell.

I will. Pleasure doing business, Mr. Dark.

Mack looks back at the group.

All's well that ends well...?

*Puts her hands on Mac's shoulders and looks deep into their eyes.*

We're trusting you with this Mac, ok? Do NOT loose that piece of paper. Do not SELL that piece of paper. DO NOT fuck this up.

*smiles and pats Mac's shoulders*

We should be good to go now~

Hell's an important business asset. Also my home so don't worry. I won't. Now we should get the hell out of here.

You equip the portal gun.

A trip to the backrooms anyone?

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

T-t-ten kilograms you say?! Aaahaha! Well, it's very good to meet you, oh wonderous patron! I am Mr. Nathaniel Dark, the Founder and President of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. At your service.

He bows deeply.

Now... Ten kilograms of gold must mean you're here to buy out our big ticket item for this season: Hell itself.

Yes, of course. Ahaha...

You may call me Morris. That is what my associates call me. Of Racoon Investments est. 2025.

Ah! What a wonderful opportunity to meet you Morris! Now, shall we finalize that payment? Where would you like Hell to be moved to?

Mr. Dark pulls out a certificate of ownership, his other hand stretched out to take the gold Mack offers.

Racoon pulls out a bag from their infinite storage bag, heaving it out and putting it on the floor.

Yes. Here you go. You can check. Its genuine. And leave hell in its current location.

Racoon takes the certificate of ownership and puts it in the infinite storage bag.

Very well!

Dark grabs the gold bag and opens it, reaching a hand in and in an instant the gold seems to be... gone?

AHAH! Perfect! A wonderful deal! Please, enjoy your new Hell.

I will. Pleasure doing business, Mr. Dark.

Mack looks back at the group.

All's well that ends well...?

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

T-t-ten kilograms you say?! Aaahaha! Well, it's very good to meet you, oh wonderous patron! I am Mr. Nathaniel Dark, the Founder and President of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. At your service.

He bows deeply.

Now... Ten kilograms of gold must mean you're here to buy out our big ticket item for this season: Hell itself.

Yes, of course. Ahaha...

You may call me Morris. That is what my associates call me. Of Racoon Investments est. 2025.

Ah! What a wonderful opportunity to meet you Morris! Now, shall we finalize that payment? Where would you like Hell to be moved to?

Mr. Dark pulls out a certificate of ownership, his other hand stretched out to take the gold Mack offers.

#wow.#that actually worked.

Racoon pulls out a bag from their infinite storage bag, heaving it out and putting it on the floor.

Yes. Here you go. You can check. Its genuine. And leave hell in its current location.

Racoon takes the certificate of ownership and puts it in the infinite storage bag.

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

T-t-ten kilograms you say?! Aaahaha! Well, it's very good to meet you, oh wonderous patron! I am Mr. Nathaniel Dark, the Founder and President of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. At your service.

He bows deeply.

Now... Ten kilograms of gold must mean you're here to buy out our big ticket item for this season: Hell itself.

Yes, of course. Ahaha...

You may call me Morris. That is what my associates call me. Of Racoon Investments est. 2025.

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!