the goats sing to me

ayo what the fucc is poppin, its ya boi penis fantastic. heres our new single, "im fucking gay what are ya gonna do about it?" HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[macaronichild]

yeehaw

this is my main account

@milkfrydraws is my art account

[infertilityidol]

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[laciffo-satan]

Gay

— @laciffo-natas

Actually I am AroAce 🤓👆🏻

[laciffo-natas]

Idk sounds pretty gay

[laciffo-satan]

Being AroAce sounds... Gay..?

[laciffo-natas]

Did I stutter

[laciffo-satan]

How- how does it- what??

[laciffo-natas]

Did I stutter

[laciffo-satan]

I'm scared 😭😭

[satan-offical]

Why are we speaking in scary voices

[satan-offical]

Satan, do you take medicines or medi-sins?

I take medi-cos

[pope---francis]

Maths doesn't suit you, much.

[satan-offical]

Pope Francis??

[heavenlycreatures]

finland, pietarsaari, 2020

[thedaddycomplex]

There never was a truer statement.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[pjackk]

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pjackk]

i will never experience this beuty

[trigonognathus]

don't lie pjackk

[pjackk]

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[majestictortoise]

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

[aiweirdness]

My life has gotten measurably better since I reframed the period from 3-4 pm as “puttering hour”. No it’s not me avoiding work or failing to force myself to concentrate during my mid afternoon slump. It’s puttering hour.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

just killed the legendary hero while he was remembering his dead wife. fucking loser. he got distracted while imagining her laughing and smiling with him underneath thin bedsheets. what a dumb and cliche dead wife memory.

anyway i hit him with an eldritch blast while he wasn't looking. the dark wizard wins once again! nyehehehe

[daughter-of-sapph0]

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

[daughter-of-sapph0]

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

[i-am-a-fish]

There are three hundred rats

there's more

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response