Walking Bisaster

Lu🌺/25/♓️/Italian

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

don't worry kitten daddy got it

[laterkiss]

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@crazy-grrrl-on-the-computer

[outlaw-monarch]

Duck on his back in the water flapping his feets

[godisafujoshi]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[the-tremblings-of-a-bird]

Am I?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[zackisontumblr]

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

[zackisontumblr]

every? day??

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[ralfmaximus]

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed

[nudistcat]

"History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed."

Ancient civilizations may have spent a lot less time committing their architectural fuckups to parchment or song, but archaeology has rooted out the evidence.

There are several "nailed it" pyramids scattered around Egypt predating the three at Giza that stood the test of time. The Bent Pyramid, where they got the angles wrong and had to adjust halfway up. The Black Pyramid, which demonstrated Why We Don't Use Mud Bricks in a Floodplain. Etcetera.

Across the world, we also have "rejected by Quality Control" misshapen stone sarcophagi, obelisks/menhirs/stelae that toppled and broke during the raising process, and half-carved Easter Island moai still in the original quarry.

[ralfmaximus]

Exactly so. But I would wager for every "nailed it" there's a half dozen projects that failed so utterly their existence is lost to time.

Like, if a massive tunneling project fails, you bury your dead workers in that suddenly convenient hole and blame it on the previous administration. Problem solved!

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit