brocedes is my roman empire

'I believe in reincarnation because I know I was the Trojan guard who saw the horse and was like, “Wow, it’s stunning! Open the gates! Let that big horse in!” '

[starklyn]

Toto you cut your wife 😭

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[macaronipenguinn]

I love your blog description 😭❤️

tysmm😭❤️

[44prop]

the fact that red bull are actually sweating when lewis is literally bumbling along behind them in a tractor

[shuntedmate]

A fresh beginner’s guide from the Shunted Fam for 2023.

[macaronipenguinn]

hi i finally remembered that i have a tumblr acc

[yesterdayiwrote]

This is quite interesting on the disqualifications

The can of worms opened by Hamilton and Leclerc’s F1 US GP disqualifications

[leclerqued]

If 2 out of 4 cars inspected are not in conformity HOW ABOUT CHECKING ALL OF THEM HUH

[livetogether--diealone]

i just think that interview lewis 🤌

[yekoc]

Grill the Grid 2023: An Official Investigation

After ongoing speculation* about producer-led cheating via hints to select drivers in the Grill the Grid 2023 series, a thorough outside investigation has been completed. Our report follows.

*speculation by me

Methodology:

Each episode of Grill the Grid was re-watched and hint totals were assigned per driver. "Hints" are considered any help at all that goes beyond explaining the rules or the question. Explanations of English phraseology were not considered hints. Examples of hints range from helping a driver sound out an answer to making noises when a driver is nearing a correct answer to offering unsolicited advice and information to a driver. The two major possible errors in this methodology were: a) hints were determined to be given to a particular driver if the producer's voice gave the hint while the driver was pictured on-camera. The hint may actually have been given to a different driver, but there was no way to know that. b) Some (many) hints were likely edited out of the final videos. We have no way to measure these "lost hints".

Lewis Hamilton and George Russell did not participate in 3/6 Grill the Grid videos. Their results should be considered in that context.

Results:

Grill the Grid Episode 1: Race Winners A-Z

Hints were fairly evenly distributed in this episode, although we can already see a pro-Ferrari pattern emerging.

Grill the Grid Episode 2: Ages

No hints were given at all in this episode.

Grill the Grid Episode 3: Name That Quote

This episode was notable for the egregious number of hints given to Charles Leclerc compared to the rest of the grid.

Grill the Grid Episode 4: Name Two Drivers

Grill the Grid Episode 5: Babies

Everyone knew most of the babies; the major hint given was that Magnussen was from "somewhere cold." Notably, while this hint was not given to him on-camera, Max Verstappen mentioned it in his answer (Denmark is "not that cold") and thus a hint was also assigned to him.

Grill the Grid Episode 6: Landmarks

Totals and Adjusted Season Points Tally

Conclusions:

Charles Leclerc was given easily the most hints on the grid in 2023 (18). The next highest totals were Carlos Sainz and Yuki Tsunoda, with 5 hints each. Multiple drivers were given no hints at all (Valtteri Bottas, Kevin Magnussen, Sergio Perez, Oscar Piastri, George Russell, Logan Sargeant). It seems safe to conclude that Charles Leclerc was offered producer help above and beyond what was given to any other driver, even accounting for editing and errors in our coding.**

We did not have time to break these results down and compare across teams. We feel that this might be a fruitful avenue for research.***

**It might be because he's cute when he is thinking hard.

***It's Ferrari.

[bagofbonesmp3]

[taylorscrows]

Is wylan wearing jesper's shirt !!????

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[nyxsomnia7]

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

[stygianirondiangelo]

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young royals (2021-) // everything everywhere all at once (2022)

[stygianirondiangelo]

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young royals (2021-) // everything everywhere all at once (2022)

[stygianirondiangelo]

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young royals (2021-) // everything everywhere all at once (2022)

[kimwexlerofficial]

dont like him so much, uh oh!

[lalosalamancaunofficial]

what did i do kim🥲

[kimwexlerofficial]

ugly shoes

[nachov]

his shoes are ugly as fuck but only i can say that to him 🖕

[kimwexlerofficial]

my apologies to the lgbt community..

[nachov]

WE ARE BOTH STRAIGHT .??

[jewishdragon]

sometimes i wanna be the little mouse in The Little Mouse, the Red Ripe Strawberry, and the BIG HUNGRY BEAR

mentally i am here