Wanderlust & Peter Pan Syndrome

Welcome to Wanderlust and Peter Pan Syndrome: I am: a baby lawyer, a twenty something pseudo adult, world traveler, beach bum, always dreaming of being back on Rue St. Honoré, lover of all the carbs, and someone who doesn't have a clear answer to the question "Where are you from?"

[macaronsandmoet]

Long walk tonight. The water has receded in my neighborhood. I am so so lucky to only have a fire place leak at my condo and my parents' house was unaffected. If any of you need anything at all please let me know. In the meantime, off to join volunteer efforts where needed. Thanks for the calls and texts from near and far 💕#hurricaneharvey #houston

[macaronsandmoet]

Just signed the next 30 years of my life away!! #homeowner #poor #💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

[weavemama]

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I’m John Brassil

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OMG 

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This was the most emotional season.

[lesbiangonegirl]

this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen goodbye

[princesconsuela]

[macaronsandmoet]

Watching Chrissy Teigan's mother make sausage on Snapchat is one of the most revolting things I've ever seen.

[macaronsandmoet]

Check out ThirdLove & Get $15

I just found my new favorite bra at ThirdLove and wanted to give you $15 to find yours too!

So I listen to a lot of podcasts, and I have finally succumbed to the third love band wagon. I can’t think of a time in my life where i’ve had a bra i’ve liked. I really do like these bras and I bought one 24/7 tshirt bra and i’ve seriously only worn that bra for the last two weeks. Since a person can’t own one (properly fitting) bra as an adult apparently (although i have tested this theory big time in my life), i just ordered another tshirt bra in black and a strapless bra in nude so I can get on this off the shoulder shirt bandwagon this summer. 

This is a referral code so feel free to use it, or not, it’s not a big deal. If you do end up using it and if you have a referral to something else, send it my way and I’ll see if I have a use for whatever that other thing is in my life. 

Quid pro quo? 

[macaronsandmoet]

[tami-taylors-hair]

That shit is wild to me though. ‘This doesn’t benefit me personally, so why should I pay taxes for it?’ The VA doesn’t benefit me, so fuck those 25 year olds with traumatic brain injuries. Medicare doesn’t help me out, so grandpa can get bent. I don’t watch Sesame Street, so PBS? Fuck em.

Like, listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here, and part of that is taking care of your fellow fucking human beings. Paying taxes for things you might not use is part of that. And if you view that as theft, you’re a dumb shit who can go live on your own in the tundra and see how well you do.

[silkrobe]

Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

[macaronsandmoet]

Third chainsmokers show. Stereo live --> Ultra Europe --> Rodeo Houston and better each time (at Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo)

[macaronsandmoet]

How do people do drugs? I can't even handle a caffeine addiction. Like I've been awake for hours with a migraine until I had a strong quad shot latte. Then poof. Disappeared.

[oh-whiskers]

[glassceilingbreakers]

iconic

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Rest in Peace Mary

[youareoutofyourelementdonny]

[macaronsandmoet]

Happy International Women's day to all the amazing women in my life (couldn't fit all of you in a photo collage). You all inspire me to get shit done in life, pour me drinks when I need them, (and take them away when I've had too much.) Couldn't get through this life without you. #internationalwomensday #neverthelessshepersisted #candid📷 #wcw (at United States Capitol)