IM A MC DONALDS HAMBURGUER NOT A MAC AND CHEESE

if say some nonsense its bc English is not my first language PLEASE DONT ASK IF IM MARRIED OR HAVE CHILDREN ITS WEIRD.

[macchickenlegend]

"HI IM MAC" POST YAY

last updated: 07/07/26

Little "get to know me" list:

Name: Mac

Age: something between 5 and 98

Pronouns: she/he (actually i dont fucking care but preferably one of these two)

FANDONS: Most active - Marauders, Aftg, Stranger Things and the MXTX books (idk if thats a fandom but its mdzs, svsss and tgcf)

Also part of fandom but not so active - pjo; hdo; mcga; tbhk; dandadan; saiki k; httyd; ouatabh; caraval; haikyuu; mlb; mha; the apotecary diaries; epic the musical; toh; pokemon; sk8 the infinity; voltron; yuri!!! on ice; ALNST; bsd; ZMBST; Heathers; Ride the Cyclone; Hamilton

yapp account: @macchickendeluxe

backup account: @macchickenbackop (i don't actually post things there, nor reblog, its js empty

PLEASE SPAM ME I GENUINELY LOVE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE MY POSTS AND REBLOGS

so i have this tag (#i need fic recs im desperate) where i ask for some (most of the time) specific fics, feel free to look into it if ur looking for something to read (even tho like 90% of them are about stranger things(im also almost making a account

if someone knows the artist from my pfp feel free to tell me, i found that on pinterest

random facts about me under the cut:

fav foods: coxinha and tacos

fav drink: GUARANA JUICE MY BELOVED

fav singers: David Bowie, Bea Duarte, Ado, Ayesha Erotica, Rita Lee, Kate Bush, and Conan Gray

fav bands: ABBA, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Arctic Monkeys, TV Girl, Mamonas Assassinas, Imagine Dragons and Phantom Siita

((yes i have a pretty eclectic music taste, how did u guess?

BRAZILLIAN LESGOOOOOOOOO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

RS Nº 1 USER

i dont have many moots but if u wanna be k ofc SO DO I

TAGS (i dont have many tags yet BUT once they come ill put them here 🤗):

#mac yapping (basically a tag i have to not lose track of my posts(not all of them have it but im trying to))

#desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online (yapping about online things)

#desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online no mundo offline (yapping about real life things)

#happy in gender fluid (gender related good things)

#nao tao desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online (happy yapping)

#desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online q nn sabe mexer na internet (me being a dumbass)

#i need fic recs im desperate (ive already explained this one

[auracobaltblue]

Will Byers is a NERD. He likes science. He canonically knows how to speak morse code. He and the party participated and won science fairs and were part of the AV club. Will Byers is SO smart. He is SO wise. Will Byers has big opinions about his interests and can talk about them forever. Will Byers has favourite artists he looks up to and admires. Will Byers is a cinephile and an audiophile. Will Byers is a collector. Will Byers is SO strong and SO kind. Yeah.

[straight4joekeery]

Just saw someone compare shipping steddie to shipping stobin and bycest..?

Like guys are we actually serious.

[apcqlypse]

idgaf about mischaracterization as long as its fun. like he would not fucking say that but wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if he did

[willswalkman]

so obsessed with that part of will that yearns for adolescent rebellion but respects his mom too much to make her worry

[iloverobinbyckley]

no shit sherlock it’s why it’s been so ass lately

[fanfanwitchyaa96]

Ya we could tell

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

THREE-FUCKING-HUNDRED?!??! ?? ?N?? WHATT

[tasteofthecitypeople]

why do people act like its insane to hc marys attack as SA as if sexual violence and harassment isn’t the primary way teenage boys terrorize their female peers did none of you go to high school

[kassy-djomunson]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[peckedpolaris]

*regulus living w/ wolfstar/sirius*

regulus: sirius wake up

sirius:

regulus, slapping him: sirius wake up

sirius, jolting up: wha- who broke in

regulus: im hungry

sirius:

sirius: what

regulus: im hungry

sirius: go make urself breakfast

regulus: theres nothing in the kitchen

sirius: shit i forgot to get groceries

regulus:

sirius, getting up: ugh fine

/

regulus: sirius wake up

sirius:

regulus, slapping him: sirius wake up

sirius, jolting up: wha- wheres the fire

regulus: im hungry

sirius: huh?

regulus: im hungry

sirius: i stocked the kitchen

regulus: yeah

sirius: go make urself breakfast

regulus: i dont know how to cook

sirius: seriously

regulus: yeah

sirius:

regulus:

sirius:

regulus:

sirius, getting up: ugh fine

/

regulus: sirius wake up

sirius:

regulus, slapping him: sirius wake up

sirius, jolting up: wha- who died

regulus: im hungry

sirius:

regulus:

sirius: regulus, i taught u how to order food

regulus: yeah but i want a home cooked breakfast :)

sirius:

regulus:

sirius: are you fucking with me

regulus: ◔ᴖ◔

sirius:

regulus: ◔ᴖ◔

sirius, getting up: ugh fine

[allpiesforourown]

"Shen Yuan is a shut in" shen yuan transmigrated into a character that was hated by all his colleagues and basically instantly turned around their perception of him and charmed them to a point they were going to war over him. Shen Yuan is amiable and friendly and makes friends wherever he goes. the one time he did actually act like a shut in, it was so out of character for him that all of cang qiong thought he was "out of his mind with grief" over Binghe. I will NEVER fall for loser shen yuan propaganda

[winterrnightt48]

Regulus: and your first reaction was to bite him…?

Barty: no I had time to think about it, it was a very calculated decision.

[buckelys-starb0y]

yeah fuck you give me the pantheon where every member is trans

give me nonbinary dorcas

give me transwoman pandora

give me transman evan

give me transmac regulus

give me genderfluid barty

[7975348473]

Remus: GIVE IT BACK SIRIUS!

Sirius: No!

Remus, growls: YOU LITTLE—

James, sighs: Stop, stop. Padfoot, give Moony his choclate. You know better than to take it in the first place.

Peter, nods: Death wish, honestly.

Sirius, furiously shakes head and hides choclate behind his back: NOT UNTIL MOONY MEETS MY CONDITION!

Remus: oh for FUCKS SAKE—

James, massaging forehead: Pads. What condition?

Sirius, smirks: Moony has to write me a song.

James:...

Peter:...

Sirius:...

Remus, smiles sweetly: Oh, I already wrote you a song Padfoot.

Sirius, jumps up: REALLY?!

Remus, nods: Yeah! It's called that stealing BITCH!

Sirius: (shrieks and runs)

Remus: (gives chase)

James: (sighs like a burned out grandma) what are we to do with those two, wormy?

Peter, shrugs: It's just their idea of foreplay, anyway. Whatever.

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain