IM A MC DONALDS HAMBURGER NOT A MAC AND CHEESE

if say some nonsense its bc English is not my first language PLEASE DONT ASK IF IM MARRIED OR HAVE CHILDREN ITS WEIRD.

[macchickenlegend]

"HI IM MAC" POST YAY

last updated: 09/03/26

Little "get to know me" list:

Name: Mac

Age: something between 5 and 98

Pronouns: she/he (actually i dont fucking care but preferably one of these two)

FANDONS: Most active - Marauders, Aftg, Stranger Things and the MXTX books (idk if thats a fandom but its mdzs, svsss and tgcf)

Also part of fandom but not so active - pjo; hdo; mcga; tbhk; dandadan; saiki k; httyd; ouatabh; caraval; haikyuu; mlb; mha; the apotecary diaries; epic the musical; toh; pokemon; sk8 the infinity; voltron; yuri!!! on ice; ALNST; bsd; kdh.

yapp account: @macchickendeluxe

backup account: @macchickenbackop (i don't actually post things there, nor reblog, its js empty

PLEASE SPAM ME I GENUINELY LOVE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE MY POSTS AND REBLOGS

so i have this tag (#i need fic recs im desperate) where i ask for some (most of the time) specific fics, feel free to look into it if ur looking for something to read (even tho like 90% of them are about stranger things(im also almost making a account

if someone knows the artist from my pfp feel free to tell me, i found that on pinterest

random facts about me under the cut:

fav foods: coxinha and tacos

fav drink: GUARANA JUICE MY BELOVED

fav singers: David Bowie, Bea Duarte, Ado, Ayesha Erotica, Rita Lee, Kate Bush, and Conan Gray

fav bands: ABBA, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Arctic Monkeys, TV Girl, Mamonas Assassinas, Imagine Dragons and Phantom Siita

((yes i have a pretty eclectic music taste, how did u guess?

BRAZILLIAN LESGOOOOOOOOO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

RS Nº 1 USER

i dont have many moots but if u wanna be k ofc SO DO I

TAGS (i dont have many tags yet BUT once they come ill put them here 🤗):

#mac yapping (basically a tag i have to not lose track of my posts(not all of them have it but im trying to))

#desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online (yapping about online things)

#desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online no mundo offline (yapping about real life things)

#happy in gender fluid (gender related good things)

#nao tao desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online (happy yapping)

#desabafos futeis de um ser cronicamente online q nn sabe mexer na internet (me being a dumbass)

#i need fic recs im desperate (ive already explained this one

[urdreamgirls-dreamgirl]

something i’ve noticed so much lately is how puritanical and heteronormative ppl entering into fandom have become. fandom is built by queer or otherwise “weird” fans who don’t get to see themselves in mainstream media or who don’t get to see what they want in popular media (see: spirk fanzines in the 60s/70s, drarry shippers in the early 2000s, loustat shippers in the 80s/90s, etc.).

it is literally fandom. NOT CANON!!! that’s the ENTIRE POINT! where fans can take something and make it for themselves. it’s not a “reach” to construct an alternative narrative out of the visual and narrative material given to viewers. it’s a way of communicating and identifying thru media that otherwise chooses to punish & traumatize its canonical queer characters (notice how neither of the canon gay characters are in happy relationships by the end of the series & how will is routinely punished by vecna for his feelings!!! quite literally the entire reason we get that painful coming out scene is so that vecna can’t use it against him!!). it’s literally what fandom is for!!!!!!

there’s probably a reason why the notes on this og post are kind of homophobic but let’s not talk abt that or the kind of audience ur trying to pander to by making these kind of posts!!!!! if u don’t like a ship, jump overboard!!!!!

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTHS TO ALL THE GAY ASS HOES OF TUMBLR <33

[sunnyflowerarty]

Will accidentally sees Robin and Vickie making out and knows he isn't alone.

But Mike slowly starts to notice the way Eddie is flirting with Steve and how Steve reciprocates. Does he also see them kiss? Yes but it's not them making out. It's a short kiss as Steve is having a bad migraine.

Mike makes the loudest noise of surprise and quickly hides. He takes a little while to get to terms with the situation, but eventually he tease Eddie about it.

"why don't you just kiss him better?"

"Fuck Wheeler you're the reason he's all jumpy!?"

I also imagine Mike questioning why Steve Harrington of all people.

[nancywheelesbian]

One trope I can never get enough of is Steve coming out to someone and they’re fine with him being bi but they draw the line at Eddie Munson

[humani-dar-te]

I like a Steve having his bisexual crisis fic but I'm kinda tired of it, I need to see deeply enamored Steve who is SO oblivious and doesn't even think for a second that he's acting kinda fruity by getting so close with Eddie and then when Eddie thinks it's safe for him to reciprocate Steve is like OH SHIT

and then he has a bisexual crisis

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked mr keating and he said “poetry, beauty, romance, love. these are what we stay alive for.”

[tulaimesbienalors]

barty talks to babies like they are full grown adults and when they reply with baby noises he goes “i know right?”

i don’t make the rules

[tulaimesbienalors]

[arily3000]

patrick from perks of being a wallflower and sirius black are the same to me

[remusfruitloopin]

Sirius calls it 'fucking'

Remus calls it 'shagging'

James calls it 'doing it'

Peter calls it yazoinking/sha-bamming/boinking/Skoodilypooping/going capital B beast mode/boom-baya-boom-bala/boomshakalaka/the devil's tango/'really-in-depth-secret-handshakes'/woohooing/bow-chika-bow-wow/wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am/getting jiggly with it/doing the cupid shuffle/scary

[gr4cefully-ins4ne]

Remus is just Some Guy™️ and Sirius is a literal Greek god send post

[evitoxytrash]

Druella: What are you girls doing with your dollies today?

3 y/o Narcissa: My dollies are having a tea party!

Druella: Aw :)

6 y/o Andromeda: My dollies are exploring a haunted house!

Druella: Okay :)

7 y/o Bellatrix: MY dollies are committing arson!

Druella: 👁👄👁

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

It’s okay Bella back then Druella’s dollies were scissoring

[iloverobinbyckley]

Alright but Cali plot genuinely sounds like such a great comedy just by itself. Two homoerotic best friends having relationship issues, one of the best friend’s brother who is trying to bring sense back to the group but failing, and a driver high on weed. And they’re all trying to run from the government on a road trip.

[whylee-wheeler]

This would be a god tier sitcom limited series

[janedoerants]

the current mercedes drama is nowhere NEAR as devastating as brocedes

…but if it were, lando norris is sebastian vettel.