𝚜 ╱ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑.

harry potter ( hp ) , jeremy gilbert (tvd) , victor van dort ( corpse bride ) ; 𝚋𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒉𝒒

[walkintravesty]

                   diana  was  standing  under  one  of  the  window  awning  when  while  she  watched  people  rush  by.  she  had  to  deal  with  worse  then  rain  before  so  this  didnt  concern.  but  when  someone  slipped  into  the  space  next  to  her,  diana  looked  over  and  gave  a  friendly  smile.  ‘  rain  looks  bad  doesnt  it?  ‘  she  knew  the  answer  but  she  was  just  trying  to  make  small  talk.

[machiavelln]

victor had never been a fan of rain or thunderstorms in general. as a kid he was terrified of the booming noises, how close it always felt to him. more often than not his parents had to console him to sleep, and sometimes it actually worked. when he got off work to another storm he wasn’t happy at all, and the fact he was lack money in his account for an uber-- well, it left him with the choice to walk home. “yeah-- i-- i hate rain,” he admitted as he ducked under a roof to hide from the rain, “i hate storms in general but rain is just wet, and i hate it.”

[glcryxx]

                 YOU’D  THINK  SHE  WOULD  LISTEN  ,  BUT  SHE  was  also  vicki  donovan .  entering  a  new  place  would  not  change  that  .  resting  on  the  only  dry  place  in  the  outskirts  ,  under  a  tree  that  was  saving  her  from  the  light  drizzle  that  was  outside  .  she  was  angry  ,  you  could  feel  that  from  a  mile  away  at  this  point  .  she  wasn’t  sure  where  she  was  or  why  she  was  here  ,  her  whole  sense  of  freedom  was  taken  from  her  the  moment  she  woke  up  in  her  hotel  room  from  the  smell  of  her  flesh  burning  as  the  rays  hit  her  skin  .  she  was  no  longer  someone  that  had  the  ability  to  walk  in  the  sun  —  finding  that  out  wasn’t  going  to  be  an  easy  task  .  but  the  swishing  bottle  of  whiskey  &  the  quietness  of  the  forest  was  enough  for  the  time  being  .  she  wasn’t  sure  how  she  heard  the  other  but  she  rolled  her  eyes  as  she  took  a  long  swing  from  the  bottle  .  ‘‘  if  you  even  think  about  lecturing  me  about  a  stupid  fucking  curfew  ,  i  will  not  hesitate  to  throat  punch  you  .  ’’

[machiavelln]

there’s a good chance jeremy shouldn’t be here, but he was always the type who thought rules were mostly meant to be broken. it was mostly because he couldn’t sleep that he was here in the outskirts, needing somewhere to think, somewhere to lay low. maybe it’s the nostalgia that brought him here, how much the outskirts reminded him of mystic falls. all that was missing was a cemetery and a few dozen vampire attacks daily. as much as jeremy thought he wanted a normal life, he was always inwardly pining for the opposite, like there was some sort of calling or something. considering it was dark, the movement had him freeze in place, but not fast enough for the figure to notice him first. “wait-- what, i wasn’t--” but the voice rings familiar, and before he can even predict it, his heart is racing as if it knew before even jeremy could figure it out, “-- vicki?”

[machiavelln]

lcvespclls‌:

𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 , knowing that scaling a fence wasn’t exactly on sodapop’s list of things he would like to do on this evening . he ducks , just shy of the branch , readjusting his hat . “ how are they not going to see us ? we’re two guys wandering the woods in the middle of the night . “ with a chuckle , soda rolls his eyes . “ that’s what you think . i don’t even know what i’d do if i came across one . probably cry . “

scaling a fence wasn’t the worst thing harry had ever done. there was a whole list of things he’d done worse, but he doesn’t really feel the need to list all of those out. as soon as he’s off the fence he’s rubbing his face where the branch hit him, wondering how he’d gotten such rotten luck. “uh...” he hadn’t thought of this, “we just stick to the shadows? hide in plain sight?” if he were with anyone else, he might’ve whipped out his invisibility cloak, but how would that be any fun? “ah, yes, that is surely a good way to get rid of a werewolf. i heard they’re very scared of tears. good tactic.”

[machiavelln]

lcvespclls‌:

𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍 , considering sodapop was surely not the best person when it came to split-second planning . “ 𝙁𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙉𝙀 but if we get caught that’s on you . i’ve ran from the police before and it’s really not as thrilling as the movies make it out to be . “ he didn’t wish to admit he was scared , concerned the man might laugh at him for it so sodapop , instead , came up with a different excuse . “ i heard the outskirts are littered with monsters , like real ones . i’m a pretty good fighter myself , but i don’t think either of us are anything against a werewolf . “

having a plan wasn’t exactly harry’s forte. usually hermione was there, with all her logic and brain, something on a good day he wasn’t sure he had himself. without her there he’s pretty sure he’ll die. “well i’m sure we can find a way to ward off the police,” he says as he makes through the thicket of the woods, a stray branch slapping him across the face as he pushed through, “can’t find us if they can’t see us.” it’s a vague statement, considering he didn’t feel the need to talk about his magic, or his hidden wand, “ah-- werewolves aren’t that bad.”

[lcvespclls]

“ 𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀 . ” sodapop mumbles , although the man was never one to follow rules , there was something not sitting right about this adventures . “ if we get caught out here , it’s gonna be a shit show . “ but alas , he trudges on behind them . his shoes now caked in mud . the last place he wanted to be was the outskirts past the curfew time , it just didn’t seem like the greatest place to be . definitely not prime trespassing material either . “ why are we out here again ? “

[machiavelln]

there was no other explanation other than harry was bored. sitting at home and doing nothing had never really been his thing since before he had went to hogwarts. even though most times he didn’t ask for trouble, today he was definitely asking for it. “well -- stop complaining,” he says, a little unlike him, “yeah, if we get caught.” in all honesty, he didn’t need to drag someone with him, harry perfectly capable on his own. except he wanted to investigate, find out what happened here, the dark magic in the air filling his lungs with a putrid smell. “because -- why not?”

[horsesaround]

Corpse Bride (2005)

[machiavelln]

⌜ •°  ✦  °• — timothee chalamet + he/him + cis male +  corpse bride .┆this is your stop . welcome to 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 .  you must be VICTOR VAN DORT . a little birdie told me you’re looking for THE MERMAID INN , it’s not too far from here and i’m sure your NERVOUS , GOOD-NATURED + RETICENT self will lead you down the right path . you’ve had TWENTY-THREE years of experience anyway . what were you saying ? you DO NOT remember WATCHING EMILY TURN INTO BUTTERFLIES ? oh well, good luck with that ! hey , before you go , has anyone ever told you that you give off a STUTTERING THROUGH EVERY SENTENCE, vibe ? i better get going , enjoy your stay ! 

ok so if you’ve ever seen corpse bride, like you know this guys a fuckn mess already okay. but if not read below! 

victor grew up in a relatively normal family in the victorian era. the van dort family were new money, but wealthy nonetheless with their fish business. despite being born of money and an only child, victor grew up kind, smart, and artistic. most of his days were spent in his room with a sketchpad or a blank canvas. as much as his parents tried to get him to socialize more, it was never what he wanted to do. since his parents were desperate to get their name known within the wealthy families, they made plans to marry victor to old money family, the everglot’s. even though him and his would-be-wife victoria fell pretty easily for eachother, victor stumbled over his vows at the wedding rehearsal, and that’s when things went south pretty quickly. 

this is when things got real tricky. the one time victor got his vows right was when he practiced in the nearby forest, placing the wedding ring meant for victoria, on the branch of a tree. except it wasn’t a branch, and it wasn’t a tree. it had been the bone of a dead body, who rose from the ground upon victor putting the ring on her finger. even though victor ran from her, she easily caught up with him and dragged him to the underworld. even though the corpse bride, named emily, and him become close friends, victor is still trying to get away from her. when they’re granted the gift of visiting the land of the living again, victor finds victoria again, only to be founded by emily and accused of cheating, and all of that.

in as few words as possible, emily and victor make up in a friendly way, victor promising himself to her as he’d vowed to. he’d even promised to poison himself at their wedding so he could spend all eternity with her. at the same time, victoria marries a man named barkis by the force of her parents. it is found out at the wedding that barkis was the man who killed emily, stealing all of her family jewels in the process. boasting about this he had drank the poison and dies. now at peace, emily turns into butterflies, setting victor free to marry victoria. 

NOW; victor doesn’t remember anything from his previous life, thinking he’s always lived in twin rivers. he works as a barista at cozy corner. 

[easysins]

@twinriverstarters​      —      𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏 !

 ❛  𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋  𝐃𝐎  𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘  𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊  𝐀  𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐖  𝐈𝐒  𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀  𝐃𝐎  ?  ❜  stiles  asked  aloud  ,  sitting  down  on  a  bench  in  the  local  park.  the  air  was  nice  ,  considering  the  storm  that  had  just  passed  ,  and  he  was  trying  to  enjoy  his  freedom  while  he  could.   ❛  the  town  does  understand  that  people  are  just  gonna  do  whatever  they  want  ,  right  ?  like  who  the  hell  is  gonna  enforce  it  ?  the  cops  probably.  ❜  stiles  ignored  the  lump  in  the  center  of  his  chest  when  he  thought  of  the  cops  ,  ❛  i’m  just  gonna  do  whatever  i  want  anyway.  i  did  it  in  beacon  hills  so  why  am  i  even  worried  ?   ❜

[machiavelln]

there was a good chance jeremy was here specifically just to enjoy his scone in peace. no one else needed to be there with him for him to enjoy his time. for once he just needed time to himself to breathe the fresh (the one day it’s not raining but still overcast) air. when the stranger interrupts his moment he’s very irritated but decides to humour the boy anyway. “what is there to even do after eleven anyway?” he asks, as if the curfew was something crazy and unfair, “i mean sure go ahead though.”

[amnestyfm]

there was a lot that sirius had never gotten the chance to mourn. his brother, because of the anger that he’d had toward him at the time. everything that he’d lost that halloween. everyone that had happened afterwards. his own life, cut short just as he’d been supposed to have been allowed his freedom. the best he’d had was to sit on the soaking wet grass in this cemetery, staring at an old tombstone that could have said anything, if he squinted long enough. he was aware that he wasn’t alone, being passed every so often, but this time he spoke. “what do you think the consequences are, when you come back from the dead?” @twinriverstarters​

[machiavelln]

being in the cemetery had never made harry feel remotely comfortable. sometimes he came here to do the same thing, look for names that weren’t going to be there. finding sirius here, it was obvious why he was here. it’s not like sirius had to say much to explain to harry absolutely anything. for a moment he just stands behind the man he once called his father figure, hands in his pockets and severely awkward. “you have to live with everything,” he says, taking the steps forward, sitting right next to his godfather, “but uh-- i wasn’t dead as long as you, so it’s a little different, i think.”

[phoenixharpers-deactivated20240]

𝙒𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍, 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙎. plans, ruined. the presence of the atmospheric commotion up above, was just 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀. stanley uris, was definitely not exempt from this feeling. one of the only things that brought the male comfort and joy had metaphorically been snatched away. initially of course, by this 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙈 that loomed over the place and now the outskirts, and thus, the forest, being completely off limits to citizens. the art of watching birds couldn’t exactly be performed at such a caliber say, at the park or in the streets of the town. at least no one had been 𝙃𝙐𝙍𝙏 out in the outskirts, that was a positive at least.  ❝ you think this is ever going to leave ?  ❞ he spoke out loud, staring in a sense of semi-resent, out of the window of cozy corner.  ❝ you’d think this place was called storm rivers or something. it’s 𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂. ❞ at first the sudden change in weather had been cool, but now it was just exhausting. 

[machiavelln]

when it came to rain and abysmal weather, harry was no stranger. if it wasn’t the summer, the united kingdom tended to have a sky shrouded in clouds, and incessant rain. so despite the fact he has had a constant magical sense of dread, he doesn’t exactly mind the bad weather. “well, that’s the thing about weather...” he starts to say, trying to find out what stan had been looking out at through the window, “it’s pretty unpredictable.” 

[machiavelln]

hcneydrips‌:

kristoff didn’t care if people called him whatever they wanted. in his life, he’d probably been called it all anyways. he knew he was simple but he was okay with that. but when someone insulted anna, he got upset. she wasn’t sad or boring. she was incredible. ❛ hey, watch it. ❜  he should bite his tongue & walk away from hans. there was no point in entertaining anything that brought him the least bit of joy.  ❛ you’re just bitter because you’re crappy plan didn’t work out how you wanted & anna outsmarted you. ❜ arms cross firmly over his chest as he speaks.  ❛ and i don’t scrunch my nose. ❜

it would forever allude hans why, out of all men, did anna pick someone like kristoff. somewhere deep down it made him bitter that it was so easy for anna to fall for this other guy while still engaged to hans. “watch what, exactly?” eyebrows are raised, daring kristoff to do literally anything, “anna outsmarted me? last i checked, the only thing anna did was not freeze her fucking ass off any quicker. denial seems to be a really bad trait of yours.”

[machiavelln]

lcvespclls‌:

𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍 even throughout her childhood , to those she loved most – she had truly believed she had gotten very good at hiding it . – yet this man seemed to know , and that in it’s self brought on a suspicion to the witch . considering there were vampires running around , she was definitely on high alert . this man also appeared to be around her age yet she had never crossed his path at the academy . “ sabrina . spellman. you’re a warlock , are you ? “ the blonde questions , red lips hinting at a smile .

considering it was against wizard regulations to ever tell a muggle about magic, there had never been the need for him to ever talk about it really. the only people who really knew about it in his life were his aunt, uncle, and cousin, who only treated him like a freak over it. “warlock? no -- well -- i mean, sort of? i mean.. different words -- ” he rambles on, wondering at some point when he’s going to embarrass himself, “i’m a wizard where i am. my name is harry. harry potter.”

[machiavelln]

antiherioned‌:

HERMIONE  REALIZES  SHE’S  IN  FOR  AN  INTERROGATION  as  soon  as  she  joins  him  on  the  couch  ,  cheeks  already  beginning  to  burn  red  before  he  even  finishes  his  question  .    “  mhmm  .  ”  she  nods  ,  not  bothering  to  glance  up  from  the  pillows  she  has  begun  to  absentmindedly  rearrange  to  avoid  making  eye  contact  with  him  .  “  why  ?  have  you  seen  ron  yet  ?  ”  she  maintains  a  straight  face  ,  lifting  an  eyebrow  in  question  .  

whenever hermione deflects the question he asks, harry knows it’s an answer within itself. for so long now he had to deal with his best friend’s having feelings for eachother and avoiding the subject all together. "you’re deflecting,” he tells her honestly, sitting up so he can look at her properly, “you two sentenced me to an infuriating game of seven years of foreplay, ending with an awfully timed snog session during a battle of all times. spill it.” 

[machiavelln]

  ❛   i’m not going to deny that i want to fuck you.   ❜   u Know

honestly he’s not sure how the conversation reeled this way. but jeremy had said it in a mostly joking matter. except, of course, there was the underlying desire brewing there he couldn’t quite resist. “i mean – it’s not a no.” ft jessica.

[promptfairy]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    always be kind to animals.  ♡

“   you  live  your  entire  life  chasing  after  attention   &   food .   ” “   how  could  you  betray  me  like  this ??   after  all  i’ve  done  for  you .   ” “   i  would  chop  off  my  left  arm  for  you .   ” “   there  are  things  in  life  that  matter  more  than  food .   ” “   can  you  not  be  chaotic  for  five  minutes ??   ” “   you  are  literally  crazy .   ” “   you’re  lucky  you’re  cute .   ” “   instead  of  a  bladder  of  steel ,   you  have  a  bladder  of  fucking  paper .   ” “   don’t  give  me  that  look !!   ” “   stop  looking  at  me  with  those  big  ol’  eyes .   ” “   do  you  really  have  to  stare  at  me  while  i’m  changing ??   ” “   at  least  someone  around  here  is  happy  to  see  me .   ” “   it’s  rude  to  lick  someone  without  permission .   ” “   one  of  these  days ,   you’re  gonna  give  me  a  fucking  heart  attack .   ” “   your  brain  is  probably  smaller  than  my  fist .   i  love  you .   ” “   every  time  i  see  you  i  suddenly  remember  that  life  is  worth  living .   ” “   your  little  baby  sneeze  just  cured  my  depression .   ” “   you  are  my  only  source  of  serotonin  at  this  point .   ” “   see ,   you  know  you’re  cute .   that’s  the  problem .   you’re  too  powerful .   ” “   i  trust  that  you  would  bite  the  ankles  of  my  enemies .   ” “   i  know  you  don’t like  being  picked  up ,   but  you  are  so  small .   you  don’t  have  rights .  ” “   what ??   no   ‘  bless  you ?  ’   i’ll  remember  that .   ” “   you’re  being  too  quiet   …   what  have  you  done ?   ” “   it’s  amazing  how  you  make  everything  100  times  better  just  by  existing .  ” “   i  love  you  more  than  anyone  has  ever  loved  anything  in  this  entire  world .   ” “   i  am  starting  to  think  you  might  be  gay .   ” “   if  anyone  is  ever  mean  to  you ,   i  will  break  all  of  their  fingers  individually .   ”

[lilithmemes]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

feel free to change any pronouns that need to be changed.     these sentences have been taken from various books   /   movies   /   websites to   ,   so i will not take full credit of it.

  ❛   i believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kisses that last three days.   ❜   

  ❛   you must forgive my lips… they find pleasure in the most unusual places.   ❜  

  ❛   you’re really wearing that dress like you’re doing it a favour.   ❜  

  ❛   tell me… tell me you want me.   ❜  

  ❛   take me to bed or lose me forever.   ❜  

  ❛   i don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.   ❜  

  ❛   you should be kissed — and often — and by someone who knows how.   ❜  

  ❛   your pants , they bother me. take them off !   ❜  

  ❛   how would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?   ❜  

  ❛   i want you. and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you , all of you. i want to feel you inside me , deep inside me. i want you to tell me when you’re going to cum , hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.   ❜  

  ❛   WE SHOULD FUCK. like right now , right here. hard , fast. pin me down , kiss me hard , look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.   ❜  

  ❛   your face would look better between my legs.   ❜  

  ❛   i swear to god i won’t stop until you’re shaking.   ❜  

  ❛   tease me until i’m begging for it.   ❜  

  ❛   i wanna do bad things to you.   ❜  

  ❛   go ahead. touch it.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you inside me.   ❜  

  ❛   spank me. it’s the only way i learn.   ❜  

  ❛   push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.   ❜  

  ❛   i love the way you fuck me.   ❜  

  ❛   i want to taste me on your fingers.   ❜  

  ❛   fuck  me on this floor right now, _____.   ❜  

  ❛   tell me. in your mind , what are we doing in that bed ? are we fucking nice and slow or are you making me sweat for it ?    ❜  

  ❛   your lips are like wine and i want to get drunk.   ❜  

  ❛   excuse me for being too forward but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like.   ❜  

  ❛   now spread your legs and try to tell me all about your day.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you to strap me down , fuck me hard and show me who’s in charge.   ❜  

  ❛   i won’t say it twice. strip down and get on your knees. right now !   ❜  

  ❛   feel my hand tighten around your throat as my cock slips inside you.   ❜  

  ❛   i want you in my bed and between my legs.   ❜  

  ❛   i’m not going to deny that i want to fuck you.   ❜  

  ❛   i’ll fuck you so good , for so long that the only thing you’ll crave is my hands on your skin , my cock deep in your pussy.   ❜  

  ❛   now will you please sit on my face already ?   ❜  

  ❛   i want you splayed out on the table like my own personal feast.   ❜  

  ❛   did you touch yourself ?   ❜  

  ❛   i never knew you were such a dirty girl / boy.   ❜  

  ❛   don’t you dare touch yourself today. i want your orgasm and i plan on getting it later.   ❜  

  ❛   i’d like to lick your pussy / cock. i’d like to hear you scream my name.   ❜  

  ❛   oh god _____ , i can feel you doing it around my cock. i can feel you – that’s it , baby. fuck yourself on me.   ❜  

[machiavelln]

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               jeremy gilbert , stefan would definitely be lying if he said he was the biggest fan of the other . he didn’t entirely hate him , nor did he ever attack him like his elder brother had done a few times in the past . stefan understood loss , understood teenage heartache , but jeremy managed to take that to a new level when he was given help from someone as soft as his sister . ‘‘ i wouldn’t be asking if i attempted . ’’ he said , slowly putting the bottle down on the top of the bar , looking over at the younger gilbert . ‘‘ you look like you need to go home , jeremy . ’’ he muttered , small amount of concern behind his voice .

the last he remembers of stefan, there were vaguely in a good place. out of every vampire he’d met, stefan was one of the ones he could actually stand. unlike damon who he actually felt like he could hate, especially since damon killed him that one time. of course he knew how he could be viewed from others point of view, but didn’t care much for it. “why? do you expect you’ll die if you try?” out of everyone jeremy feels like he wouldn’t like stefan to die. what has he done to deserve that? now -- damon, he would like to die, get him out of the way and elena could be happy, for once. “you know... here i’m an adult,” he tells stefan, giving him a look before he orders himself a drink with an id that’s not fake, “so you can’t boss me around anymore.”