DRAGON AGE 2 SENTENCE MEME ↳ purple hawke edition
❛ you’ll have to be more specific. a lot of things are my fault. ❜ ❛ don’t worry. killing people and helping people are what i’m best at. ❜ ❛ with what i’ve bumped into in _________, nothing surprises me anymore. ❜ ❛ let’s be more specific. i don’t do anything involving children or animals. ❜ ❛ so i shouldn’t slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in? ❜ ❛ i’ll have to remember to use that. ‘ a demon made me do it. ‘ ❜ ❛ you mean this is real? no wonder i can’t wake up. ❜ ❛ you should pay someone else. like me. i like being paid. ❜ ❛ is this the part where you tell me you’re an abomination? ❜ ❛ look at these guards. i doubt either of them has to worry about having pretty children. ❜ ❛ leave it to me. by the time i’m done they will swear that the sky is green. ❜ ❛ just point me in the right direction, and i’ll get you some peace and quiet. ❜ ❛ so… care to explain your particular brand of crazy? ❜ ❛ this person is like an underpaid brothel wench. (s)he enjoys leading us on. ❜ ❛ still trying to ferret out everyone’s business, i see. ❜ ❛ don’t worry. (s)he probably means to carry you off into the moonlight on the back of a horse. ❜ ❛ i thought the point of hiding was not to be found. ❜ ❛ that does ring a bell. hard to remember… i’ve killed so many things. ❜ ❛ i’m sure something is wrong somewhere, but right now it can wait. ❜ ❛ you think he put the cobwebs up to discourage tax collectors? ❜ ❛ we could bring him back as the undead and then kill him again. ❜ ❛ we’ll bring him back in one piece. or maybe two. hard to say, really. ❜ ❛ betrayal sounds bad. next time, i’ll go with flowers. ❜ ❛ that’s why i remain unimportant. less pressure. ❜ ❛ your boys don’t sound bright enough to follow a map. i’m sure they didn’t get too far. ❜ ❛ i assume you mean he’s ‘ crazy ‘, not just ‘ very upset ‘. ❜ ❛ funny… in my house we always felt running away from violent mad(wo)men was a good thing. ❜ ❛ so the wild-eyed hysteria is just for show, then? ❜ ❛ if they hadn’t seen the place, i’d expect the first complaint to be about the corpses in the hall. ❜ ❛ (s)he does like to add one and one and get eleven, doesn’t (s)he? ❜ ❛ usually people don’t say things like that unless they’re about to stab someone in the back. ❜ ❛ i can only imagine there’s a huge market for the homes of deranged killers. ❜ ❛ why don’t you start small, and leave the chains for when you’re more experienced? ❜ ❛ no need to go overboard with the thanks or anything. ❜ ❛ i never meet anyone normal… ❜ ❛ no, i just came here because i have nothing better to do. ❜ ❛ are you about to die? am i? why so serious all of a sudden? ❜ ❛ then i’ll only ask very smart questions. ❜ ❛ we’re not looking for virgins’ blood or the tongue of a hanged man or anything, are we? ❜ ❛ i’m surprised you know what a note is, let alone know how to read one. ❜ ❛ you could send him gold and he’d complain it was heavy. ❜ ❛ i bet their first task will be cleaning up the entrails the last shift left behind. ❜ ❛ so the best way to make daddy love you is to steal his money? ❜ ❛ i don’t think ‘ sense ‘ is really my strong suit. ❜





















