machinedivinity

[thememedaddy]

[mtb-tv]

Wendigoon during Deepwoods part 3

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[wxlfcvt]

told them i’m into overstim and they confiscated my noise canceling headphones and took me to the grocery store

[deityofmerriment]

NOT WHAT I MEANT NOT WHAT I MEANT NOT WHAT I MEANT NOT WHAT I MEANT

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[the-moonbug]

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

[kosmogrl]

[sasuke-offical]

[kosmogrl]

[couldntrelate]

[piendish]

I hate this faggot ass cunt

[machinedivinity]

me in the mirror every morning

[machinedivinity]

life revaluation has come to the conclusion that i have to go missing

[animentality]

[machinedivinity]

will never forget my algebra II teacher in high school saying “areola sauce” instead of aioli sauce

[machinedivinity]

as an autistic person i hate when people say shit like “get your ducks in a row!!” because

1. what the hell are you talking about

2. if we’re gonna talk in idioms right now then i regret to inform you that my ducks are currently at a lemonade stand asking for grapes

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[lesbinewren]

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

[machinedivinity]

EVAPORATES WATER???? this is pandemonium

[machinedivinity]

no i think i will listen to the lore of homestuck summarized instead of studying because i never finished it in 2016. i think i will actually

[cravinganescape]

✨limited edition✨ Halo: Combat Evolved Xbox console (2004) 🛸