[thememedaddy]

[notacluedo]

my @aftgsecretsnowflake for @szecretary sorry it’s not very Christmassy 😔

[lastoneout]

baja blast your deck off

[wilhelminyard]

andrew minyard really has a way with words but like can you imagine how it feels for people when they find out that this short, knives obsessed, batshit asshole is the most eloquent guy you'll ever meet

I mean obviously there is the iconic "is your learning curve a horizontal line?" and the underrated "oh, neil. you are far too heavy to tread ice this thin." or even "hell hath no fury"

but the icing on the cake has got to be "is your spine the spine of the righteous? are you trying your best to step on my toes because you’re feeling the tragic weight of the holier than thou?"

I mean come on

[weltenwellen]

It’s weird to grow up in a family where you know you’re loved but you don’t feel loved. And then later in adulthood you understand how almost impossible it seems to cross that distance and let yourself experience closeness, how otherworldly love feels now and how love feels unbearable at times. You flinch when someone tries to wholeheartedly love you. And over and over you see so clearly how you cannot be loved unless it's from afar and love is mixed with that familiar sensation of distance and coldness.

[weltenwellen]

when Florence Welsh said "What a thing to admit that when someone looks at me with real love I don't like it very much / Kinda makes me feel like I'm being crushed"

[weltenwellen]

Sense8

[bestoftweets]

[animentality]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[gelphienation]

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

[animentality]

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[mbrainspaz]

"now they believe in the darkness of hell" goes pretty hard

[animentality]

[mikimuun]

this man is about to be banned from the public library for being too stinky

[wyhutsu]

I made a Reddit post about drafting up an email/letter to any Republican Senators that you happen to have about blocking Trump's Cabinet nominees in the Senate.

Please do spread the word online and get to work, because remember: resistance ISN'T futile! Unrest in South Korea by normal people like you prevented their President from becoming a dictator just this morning, because they knew that sitting around and doomscrolling doesn't do anything.

[nevver]

Bite me, Randy Ortiz

[zoesupreme]

there's reports now that the shooter left a message in one of the bullet casings?????

[zoesupreme]

they think it may be a reference to this book

[zoesupreme]

he literally said this

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]