Burt Macklin, FBI

Scotty 1342 weeks old

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[sour-charity]

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[amvs]

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

[amvs]

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

[smythas]

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

[thatgirlonstage]

Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The jury finds you guilty and sentences you to 20,000 plays of What’s New Pussycat.

[glumshoe]

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

[piningmarten]

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

[glumshoe]

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[ampervadasz]

[crownedpatriot]

PS1 graphics

[somecutething]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wholesome90stv]

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

[bossymarmalade]

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[sasrinthekobold]

meow

[baka-dot-exe]

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I remember seeing a different post pointing out that Native Americans are basically already living a post-apocalyptic world.

[moniquill]

The apocalypse happened here in 1620.

[justbadpuns]

this made me exhale loudly

[rm-drake-lines]

“I fell for your eyes, your touch, your laugh, smile.”

— O. Leary (via olearypoetry)

[macklinyousob]

@-lovewillfindyou

[catchymemes]

[ampervadasz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[darkangeldesignstudio]

Me too!!! Fuck those royal assholes!

[merlyn-bane]

People keep asking why Harry and Meghan left as if this didn’t happen, as if Harry didn’t (and still does) blame the press for Diana’s death in the first place, and as if the press hasn’t been racist and nasty toward Meghan since the second it came out that they were together.

“I will not be bullied into playing a game that killed my mum.” That’s what Harry said.

They’ve made it pretty fucking clear I think why they’re leaving and I don’t blame them one bit.

[bambamwolf87]

I’m proud of him for Standing up for her

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[cutecommiefemme]

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

[circlesquarestar]

Jesus, trying to get them to stop drinking: this wine is uhhhhhh my blood

[awesome-picz]

Rescue Puma Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives His Best Life As A Spoiled House Cat.