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my hobby is making up stuff to worry about

[cockmcstuffins]

happy midnight sun day everybody

[thethoughtsofafangirl]

from the Midnight Sun amazon page.

[eddiecullen]

the fact that the official advertising is stylistically indistinguishable from an image i would have made and posted to my myspace page in 2008 is incredible

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Yma Sumac, descendant of Atahualpa, the last Inca Emperor, 1950s.

[calculusisabitch]

She was a Peruvian Coloratura soprano with a range of at least 4 and a half octaves.

[the-memedaddy]

[kafkart-deactivated20190512]

Statue of Joan of Arc, Paris

[claphnelauren]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonesplashy]

Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

[ibaaad-deactivated20150507]

[thejusticethatissocial]

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[popsunner]

Reason why, based on past and current experiences, I would be the worst main character in a horror movie:

1. One time I was babysitting my siblings and I heard a loud thump so I went up to check on my five year old brother and he was sitting in the middle of his floor. I asked what he was doing and he said “It’ll all be over soon.” so I kissed his head and said goodnight and left.

2. When I was thirteen my door fell off it’s hinges while I was reading in my bed and I found screws and fixed it and never told anyone or thought about it again.

3. I woke up in my backyard with a bible on my chest, brushed myself off, and went and ate some cereal.

4. My sister woke me up terrified and brought me to my older sister who was banging her head on a wall while asleep, I walked her to bed and tucked her in, and none of us said anything about it again.

5. My grandma told me our house was haunted and I said “they seem to be pretty quiet ghosts then.” Right as a cup fell off the counter without anyone near it, I said “that was petty.” And asked my grandma if she wanted to play cards.

6. The heirloom doll that sits in a box under my bed randomly showed up in my windowsill. I figured it was a better spot anyway and left it. It never moved again.

7. I planted some seeds from a box I found in the garage, and the next day all our plants died so I dug them up and put them back, and everything went back to normal.

8. I moved from a room upstairs to one downstairs and my things kept getting thrown into the hall when I wasn’t home, so I stood in the middle of the room and said, “I’m here now. Deal with it.” My stuff never got thrown out after that.

9. My dad told me he’d been hearing strange noises in the living room at night so I moved the bird cage in there and my dad said it stopped that night.

10. I watched a bunch of my books fall off my shelves so I picked up all the fallen ones and gave them to my grandpa and that was the end of it.

[celestialdeth]

you are literally the best main character of a horror movie 

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

[ghostspaceships-deactivated2019]

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[imnotokaythanks]

Kick them in the knee as hard as you can, knees are easy to dislocate and they’re not going anywhere with a fucked knee

If someone lays a hand on you ask them to stop, and if they don’t grab one of their fingers (not the thumb) and yank it back as hard as you can. If you go to court over an assault/sexual assault case the other person having a broken finger is a very clear indicator that you did not consent

[thosevesuvianthots-deactivated2]

If you are grabbed by behind, do these four actions:

Stomp on their foot as hard as you can.

Elbow their stomach as hard as you can.

Punch their crotch as hard as you can.

Punch their nose as hard as you can.

Bonus: If they have a hand over your mouth, bite down as hard as you can. Also, go for the eyes as soon as you have the occasion.

Reblogging and praying that all of you are safe and sound.

[kristenwiiggle]

[scottpilgrimirl]

stevie nicks is fucking corrext

[frigbob]

Babby does a yell

[puppyasks]

@littlechubloves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

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[avatarjason]

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE