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Witch Master-Post
Please take everything I say at face value, do your own research on the topics I’ve presented. What works for me may not work for you. You can substitute or subtract pretty much anything as long as it’s not a major component in a spell. Make sure you are prepared fully before doing some of the ones I’ve listed and educate yourself on the ways backfiring presents itself. If you try any of these lmk I’d love to hear it!
Spells
“Jar” Spells
MAX protection jar
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664237094210830336/max-protection-jar
Sweet to me
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664241306363691008/sweet-to-me
Happiness star jar
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664253008618668032/happiness-star-jar
Candle Spells
Protection tea light candle
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664237480989622272/protection-tea-light-candle
Moon appreciation candle
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664239008119930880/moon-appreciation-candle
Oil spells
Paper spells
Room guardian ward
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664235765915615232/room-guardian-ward
Dream guardian protector
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664236398909489152/dream-guardian-protector
Sweet to me
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664241306363691008/sweet-to-me
Bath spells
Poppet spells
Basics
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664234619575648256/poppet-basics
Karmic avoidance poppet
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664235168095191040/karmic-avoidance-poppet
Protection poppet
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664237987081617408/protection-poppet
Miscellaneous
Amplified reversal
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/678279842358345728/amplified-reversal
Cinderblock banish/bind/hex
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664240881864425472/cinderblock-banishbindhex
Dust spells
Protection dust
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664238449756372992/protection-dust
Glamour spells
Mirror glamour
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664247950100299776/mirror-glamour
Glamour Altar
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/678982757432573952/glamour-altar
S*x spells
S*x magic: alone
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664328800368312320/sx-magic-alone
Griomoire ideas/pages
Spell forms
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664239630123712512/types-of-spell-forms
Taglocks
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664248385873772544/taglocks
Spell activation
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664253653032583168/spell-activation
Spell deactivation
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664253900186091520/spell-deactivation
Unique sigil making technique
https://sk-it.tumblr.com/post/664319203000664064/unique-sigil-making-technique
Correspondences
Jar of Consequences Hex
This is my personal take on a pretty conventional hex. In my experience, it’s very effective, and I’ve had some pretty interesting results come of it. I’ll make notes as I go, and do my best to explain the purpose of each action so that you can make substitutions/alterations in an effective way.
Before We Begin
I’m calling this a hex, but this can really pack a whallop depending on how you make it. If you feel like you need something harsher or softer, then adjust as needed. If your personal code does not allow for any kind of baneful magic, you may have better luck with a different spell. Also, the specific actions and words I use are just examples, you do not have to recite them verbatim. It’s just to convey the gist of what’s happening.
What You’ll Need
A poppet of your target, or something similar to identify them.
A sturdy container, preferably glass. (Note: just make sure whatever you put in can’t seep out of it. I like mason jars because they’re easy to acquire, hold pretty much any material, and also create broken glass if shattered, which is nice for a hex.)
Nails, pins, needles, or something else stabby and abundant.
Thread or twine, black preferable.
Thumb tacks, glass shards, or other sharps
Hot sauce, lemon juice, pepper seeds, or anything else sour/spicy you wouldn’t want to put on a wound. (Note: never fw a witch who enjoys fancy killer hot sauces.)
Dust, grime, or other gross stuff you can scrape up from around your house.
A black cloth or black trash bag. Something thick enough to block light.
What To Do
Prep your ritual space however you normally would, get your mind ready and have the materials pre-gathered and onhand. (Note: the best time to perform this would be a Saturday night, particularly on a full or new moon, especially at an hour where Saturn is most influential. If all of those can’t align for you in a timely manner, pick your favorites or just do what you can.)
If you haven’t already done so, consecrate your poppet now. Make sure the Universe knows exactly who this poppet is supposed to represent.
Now is the time to air your grievances towards the poppet. Speak to it as if you were speaking to the target with no holds barred. Tell them exactly how they’ve fucked up, how they’ve messed with the wrong witch, and now it’s time to face some consequences.
Take your pins/needles and drive them into the poppet. Name each wrongdoing they’ve committed as you go. “This one is for betraying my trust. This one is for threatening my loved ones. May you feel each like a pin stuck in you until you make right on it.”
Wrap the poppet in thread. Cover it completely if you feel the need to. “I hereby bind you from acting in this way.” Alternatively, “may your web of lies become so thick and tangled that you can’t move.”
Place the poppet in the jar, then fill the jar with whatever sharps, spicies, and nasties you like. (Note: you can forego any of these ingredients if you’d like to make it a more gentle hex, or up the anti to make it harsher. Basically, you’re creating a toxic environment inside the jar either for them to rot inside, or that will harm them if they break your binds. The latter works best if the poppet is wrapped completely so that they’re not actually touching the hot sauce… yet.)
Say any final words about their situation. Be specific and think it through, this part is personal to you. Do you want them to rot in this jar for what they did? Will the curse be lifted when they make right on their actions? Is there a specific way you want to see this metaphor to manifest in real life?
Close the jar and cover it. Make it so the sun can’t reach it.
Storage/Disposal. This part depends on your goal! If you just want to teach your target a lesson, store the wrapped jar in a dark, private place (the back of a closet works great) where it won’t see the sun or be disturbed. If you KNOW you will never want to lift this hex and this spell is an act of war, put it in a garbage bag and fling that shit into a dumpster where it won’t ever see the light of day until it’s ground up into a landfill.
Recovery. If you’ve chosen the dumpster method, there’s no need for this part! If you decided to keep it and feel like your spell has adequately run its course, you can lift the hex simply by taking the jar back into the light and removing the poppet. You can also take out any pins you put in it.
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😈🔪 A Fun List of Hex and Curse Ingredients🔪😈
Bases and Liquids
Vinegar
Urine
Storm water
Black or waning moon water
Dirty water, for example after mopping
Hot sauce
Lemon juice
Powders
Hot foot powder
Black salt
Cayenne or chili powder
Cinnamon
Cement powder
Plants and Herbs
Stinging nettle
Hot pepper
Thistle
Goat heads
Rose thorns
Cacti
Poison ivy
Belladonna
Man-Made Ingredients
Rusty screws or nails
Razors
Dirty pennies
Broken mirrors or glass
Burnt out matches
Rope, twine, or wire
Needles
Moldy food
Biological Material
Your own urine or excrement
Your pet’s excrement
Vomit, if you’re brave
Your own blood
Shed cat’s claws
Dog’s baby teeth
Dead bugs, particularly spiders, wasps, or mosquitos
Crystals
Amethyst
Black onyx
Clear quartz
Bloodstone
Time
New, waning, or black moon
Wintertime, particularly December
Evening
Midnight to 3am
I had a very specific dream about a Markiplier meme, so I made the meme irl and I thought you all should see it.
Let’s talk hexing
Hexing is different than curses and Jinx’s.
Jinx:
A jinx may cause an unfortunate event or a series of bad luck (temporary) are meant to cause discomfort or to inconvenience the target.
Hexes:
A hex may intend to effect well-being, love life or health (longer lasting than jinx’s) are meant to cause bad luck to the target.
Curses:
A curse is a strong hex intending to cause specific troubles (can be short term but usually long lasting) are meant to cause direct harm to the target.
Ingredients:
Black pepper: bad luck, punishing negative energies
Pickle juice: to bring sourness
Black salt: banishment
Thumb tacks: pain and suffering
Hot peppers: pain, irritation, burning, anger
Salt: to intensify wounds, to sting, to keep someone away
Mustard seed: strife and discord
Onion: breaking relationships/habits/etc, strife
Lemons: causing pain (think lemon juice on a cut), souring a relationship, or any good luck the target has been receiving lately.
Small pickles: male impotency
Coffee: insomnia
war water
Chili to cause pain and "sourness"
Amethyst: nightmares, illusion, paranoia
Broken glass: cutting ties, warding off negative energies, pain
Rotten tea/anything moldy: for detriment on their life
Vinegar: souring, dissolves relationships
Tea: lethargy/oversleeping
These are some things you can use I encourage you to do your own research and make sure you are protected.
Now baby witches i don’t really encourage you guys to hex or do anything baneful until you are very sure you know what your doing, your protected, you’ve done your own research, and you’ve been practicing for more than 2 months! You shouldn’t go into witchcraft thinking it’s all love and peace because it dose have that aspect to it but there is baneful magic.
Baneful magic doesn’t make you a shitty person. There are lots of reasons why people hex. You aren’t a bad person for doing it. Also not everyone believes in the 3 fold law. The 3 fold law is primarily practiced by modern wiccans and not everyone believes in it.
Happy hexing babes!
❗️ISWM SPOILERS❗️
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PATHS TO DIFFERENT SCENES:
• Wilford:
Horror > Right > Maybe markiplier is in the very room > Left > It’s ok, mark! you can cry! > Cut the blue wire > Cut the yellow wire
• Yancy:
Horror/Romance > Right > Maybe Markiplier is in this very room > Right > Don’t open the door
• Darkiplier:
Romance/Horror > Left > You’re not Mark > It’s ok, Mark! You can cry! > Cut the red wire > Mark, don’t use the warp core! > Intervene > Right > Left > Left > Left > Hold on (and then skip to the end)
• Jim:
Romance/Horror > Left > You’re not Mark > It’s ok, Mark! You can cry! > Cut the red wire > Mark, don’t use the warp core! > Intervene > Right
• Ninja Sex Party:
Horror > Left > You’re not Mark! > Aww, you gonna cry? > Hide > The Captain finds Mark > Sneak away
• Heehoo:
Horror > Left > You’re not Mark! > Aww, gonna cry?
• Wug:
Horror > Right > You look a lot like Markiplier > Left > It's ok Mark you can cry > Mark you can't go back, > Sneak away > Right > Left > Right > Left
• Mark’s beautiful singing voice:
Romance > Left > You’re not Mark! > Aww, you gonna cry? > Hide > The Narrator suffers a terrible fate > Intervene > Left > Left > Right > Right > Right
🌻 Damien the mayor
You were currently standing in the corner of a massive ballroom, slowly sipping some sparkling water.
These kinds of parties could only be described as overwhelming, really. The fancy lighting, the sophisticated mannerisms of everyone attending, the loud banter of guests that never seemed to make it past small talk, even the violin playing from the opposite side of the room worked to stress you out.
You sighed, eyes fixated on the sunflowers set out on the table in front of you. An odd choice for this setting, but Damien knew they were your favorite.
Speak of the devil, you glanced up to see Damien walking over to you, his signature cane with him. As much as you both heavily disliked these big parties, his work requires them. So since you couldn't really avoid them, you guys had a silent agreement to check in with each other and stick together whenever possible.
About tragic backstories. About mourning.
Available on AO3!
(ch.I / VI)
Who Killed Markiplier? Rebecca (by Daphne du Maurier)!AU, with a bit of a Gatsby twist, sprinkled with notes of Mike Flanagan's work (The Haunting of Hill House/Bly Manor).
fandom: Markiplier - Who Killed Markiplier?
chapter wordcount: 4967
quote from the chapter:
Only blurry images of Mr. Iplier’s face could be captured. All the falling scarlet petals and all the intertwining poison-green branches and all the pointed thorns of the rosebush protected him from the camera; already in his lifetime, he was one of the most difficult subjects for the paparazzi who sought to defame him, and even after his death: no one seemed to be able to take a scandalous picture of him.
notes: And the really grisly stuff is just beginning.
taglist: (this is a new thing, we'll try it out! if you're interested in tumblr-notifications on further chapters, write under this post or dm me!)
@mindemenyedelmem @ukulillii @zulzinho
About tragic backstories. About mourning.
Available on AO3!
(ch.I / VI)
Who Killed Markiplier? Rebecca (by Daphne du Maurier)!AU, with a bit of a Gatsby twist, sprinkled with notes of Mike Flanagan's work (The Haunting of Hill House/Bly Manor).
fandom: Markiplier - Who Killed Markiplier?
chapter wordcount: 4967
quote from the chapter:
Only blurry images of Mr. Iplier’s face could be captured. All the falling scarlet petals and all the intertwining poison-green branches and all the pointed thorns of the rosebush protected him from the camera; already in his lifetime, he was one of the most difficult subjects for the paparazzi who sought to defame him, and even after his death: no one seemed to be able to take a scandalous picture of him.
notes: And the really grisly stuff is just beginning.
taglist: (this is a new thing, we'll try it out! if you're interested in tumblr-notifications on further chapters, write under this post or dm me!)
@mindemenyedelmem @ukulillii @zulzinho
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ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight
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