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@madamelazla
Hello there, darlings!
Welcome and hello to my corner of the gutter!
I'm Madame Lazla, a smutty fanfic writer finally back in the game after a decade-long hiatus. I'm a writer of predominantly queer Disney smut, though I have quite a few Harry Potter fics. I created this blog to connect with readers of my work, writers I admire and the general fanfic community at large.
Feel free to follow, chat and chew the fat!
THE READING LIST OF MADAME LAZLA:
Beauty and the Beast Week 2026
It's spring! Which means before you know it, it's summer, and that means it's almost time for the third annual Beauty and the Beast Week!
In 2024 it was in September, and in 2025 it was in August, and it's hard to tell from the numbers which was a better date. The event is open to everyone, so I'd like to accommodate as many people as possible.
Please vote even if you're not planning to participate as a creator, but a few things to keep in mind if you are a creator:
You can schedule posts ahead of time on Tumblr, so even if you are unavailable for a certain week, consider if you will have time prior to that week to finish and pre-schedule your works.
Though we enjoy having the works posted during the actual week, in the spirit of celebrating all together, it is still perfectly acceptable to post stuff late!
I'm not including a "none of the above" option in the poll since these are the only dates that work for me as the host. If none of them work for you, just pass on voting, and I'm sorry you won't be able to join us this year!
When should we hold BatB Week this year?
A) August 3-9
B) August 24-30
C) September 14-20
Option A or B, but not C
Option A or C, but not B
Option B or C, but not A
Any of these dates are fine with me
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Sleeping Beauty (1959), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Phillip/Florian (Disney), Phillip/Eric, Phillip/Original Male Characters, Florian/? Characters: Phillip (Disney), Prince (Disney: Snow White), Eric (Disney), Adam (Beauty and the Beast), Original Male Character(s), Aurora (Disney), Snow White (Disney) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Disney Fusion, Childhood Friends, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Unrequited Love, Pining, Casual Sex, First Time, Vers Phillip, Coming of Age, marriage plans, Friends With Benefits, Phillip Is A Total Slut, Someone Hug Florian, Resolved Sexual Tension, Eric Is A Shit Stirrer, Seduction, Manipulation, The Princesses Don't Need Saving, Implied Aurora/Snow White, Slow Burn, Crossover Pairings, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex Series: Part 2 of Over the Rainbow Summary:
When a scandal forces Prince Phillip to marry, he joins forces with childhood friend Prince Florian on a quest to save two princesses from enchanted slumber. Simple enough.
...If only Florian weren't so head over heels in love with him.
My 2025 writing master list
This year, I posted 46 fics on AO3, plus 49 stories on my sideblog @regency-monster-love. I've put ⭐stars⭐ next to the ones I'm particularly proud of.
Beauty and the Beast 1991 fics
Bull in a china shop - E - 371 words
⭐ He only lives to serve - E - 1,633 words
Beauty and the Beast kiss ficlets - T - 448 words
An impossible thing - G - 894 words
Barely even friends - G - 631 words
[Podfic] How Do You Define Success? - G
⭐ All he is - E - 24,766 words
Joy in the bubbles - G - 365 words
Family portraits - G - 659 words - "Transformation" series
Marked with scent and seed - E - 2,630 words - "Scent" series
Superman 2025 fics
⭐ Bubble bath routine - E - 1,172 words
Human superpowers - T - 944 words
Kryptonian breeding season - E - 1,347 words
⭐ Clark’s super sex problem - E - 10,812 words
Sun-kissed Sunday morning - E - 1,918 words
Clark craves couple clichés - T - 806 words
First taste - E - 578 words
⭐ Purely pretend or pure instinct? - E - 4,308 words
A hero by any other name - G - 451 words
Pride and Prejudice fics
⭐ The men shan’t come and part us, I am determined - G - 886 words
A collection of cousins - G - 966 words
Pride and Prejudice kiss ficlets - T - 879 words
Mistress of Pemberley - E - 6,482 words
Persuasion fics
⭐ Dare to hope - T - 1,220 words
Persuasion kiss ficlets - M - 1,173 words
⭐ 66% agony - M - 2,495 words
Every happiness - G - 550 words
Under the blankets - T - 338 words
Home above the sea - G - 562 words
Swelling the fleet - E - 1,942 words
Northanger Abbey fics
Uncovered - T - 391 words
Northanger Abbey kiss ficlets - M - 654 words
Teased awake - M - 562 words
⭐ Nice - E - 1,821 words - my 69th fic
Persuasion/Northanger Abbey crossover fic
⭐ In the Churchyard - G - 2,354 words
Sense and Sensibility fics
Sense and Sensibility kiss ficlets - T - 501 words
Consummation preparation - E - 1329 words
Regency monster OC fics
In 2025, I posted 49 fics, many with several chapters, to @regency-monster-love, so I won't list them all out here again. I will, though, give a special shout-out to my ⭐grumpy orc⭐ and ⭐gargoyle lord⭐ series, and then direct you to the master lists on the other blog for the rest:
My favorite monster fics of 2025 | My full Regency monster master list
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
And now I have the strange urge to make a character bleed out in my WIP…
don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun
Oh, the plans I have for Belle…
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE
ai can never ever write half as good as an average tired writer who pulls an all-nighter writing a slow burn gay fanfiction for their favorite fictional characters out of hyperfixation, love, passion and spite they have for the way canon treated their little gay ship
Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.
I can actually think of an alternative explanation: small print press. He’d put out orders for various rare books with the traveling merchants who’d come through town, and every so often they’d turn up with one and he’d set about printing a hundred copies or so, then sell the fresh new copies to merchants heading towards various university towns like Avignon, Grenoble, Toulouse, etc. He’d likely keep a couple copies of each book for himself, generating a library, and might wind up with all sorts of books he couldn’t profitably make copies of to sell to the universities, like fairy tales.
If that’s his business model, then Belle might be the closest thing he’d have to an apprentice, since we can see he’s getting on in age and might have nobody else to even consider passing the business along to when he slips the mortal coil. As one final thought, her dad is an inventor, and might be the bookseller’s only actual local customer, which might also explain the relationship. Her dad would occasionally want certain types of books on natural philosophy, and the bookseller would be the one with contacts who could procure them. Just look how dangerous it was for him to go traveling all alone! Far better to leave that sort of business to professional traveling merchants.
If you combine these ideas, then you wind up with a bookseller who was training Belle as an apprentice for both small press publishing and money laundering, only to watch his very promising student be swept away by some rich guy the whole town was trying to kill twenty minutes ago. He admires her hustle, but it leaves a gaping hole in his succession plan.
Fortunately there are two newcomers in town, one with an eye for mechanics and meticulous attention to detail and one with a love of risks and charm to spare, and that's how the neurotic clock and slutty candlestick take over the legitimate and criminal wings of his enterprise respectively.
I'm gonna go check on my WIP. just in case it wrote itself while I was gone. You never know.
Hello :)
Any thoughts on people who write in problematic fandom/with problematic creators? Like J.K.R? Should they stop because it's still giving platform for the original creator?
I don’t support JKR’s beliefs but I believe fanfic writers can write whatever they want forever when it comes to fanfiction
I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
I hope they’re having a nice life
we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day
Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day
*purposely pretends I’m dead on the blog that hosted said fic
Stuck between happiness that my long-ass fic is finally done, and sadness that now I gotta focus on two new babies...
Smut with plot writer culture is having the sex scene ready before the plot actually gets there...
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