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Allie - 24 - they/them. generally not on this blog, but I check messages from time to time.

[razkatohv]

I wonder what Jenna Marbles is up to.

T H R I V I N G

[chunkecheeks]

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

[floatygirlii]

I am best girl🌸

[kirishimanneedslove]

I’m Batman

[bird400-deactivated20250118]

[madamsassafras]

And no one else, will ever be you

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

[rosesmomhasgotitgoingon-deactiv]

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[corsolanite]

PIKACHU SITS IN A CAR SEAT!

Bonus:

[glumshoe]

if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster

[sigmaleph]

‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“there’s only one under-the-bed”

[glumshoe]

now THIS is the romance I want to read

[valtsv]

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

[valtsv]

[christinecanigula-archive]

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

[christinecanigula-archive]

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

[egbertcaptors]

[retrogamingblog]

Grass Pokemon by LeapHere

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

Why the female cashier is being nice to you

◻ She is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you

◼ Because that’s literally her fucking job you cretin

Tweet by Beer Cellar Exeter:

This is definitely our favourite sign in the bar. Also if dudes could stop trying to kiss our female bartender’s hands that would be great.

(Source)

[strengthins0lidarity]

Put this on everything everywhere.

[minigenos]

[vulpesaureus]

[minigenos]

Bless your soul for making that

[snailstew]

Detective Pikachu (2019)

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[okay]

People are people

[m-eowdy]

[creekfiend]

I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind

[creekfiend]

It’s good to be a complex organism

[dvandom]

OP is secretly several trillion bacteria in a trenchcoat.

[creekfiend]

Aren’t we all

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[slowheart]

men will literally be like “God do you have to be such a stick in the mud, it was just a few degrading and misogynistic comments and they weren’t even about you this time”

[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom