MadArtz15

Just someone on the internet trying to get by as an unemployed artist.

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JACK AND BELLE BETTER HAVE ADOPTED THAT LITTLE GIRL THEY FOUND! I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN!

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This scene fucking killed me. Jack keeping his fingers on Belle's pulse all night just to make sure she was still alive is such a romantic yet sad little detail. Man probably didn't get an ounce of sleep that night. 😭

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I got sad because I thought about wanting to hug a ghost because I feel like they really need it and then I realized you can't touch them and now I'm thinking about all the lonely ghosts who just want physical comfort and AAAAHHHHHHH 😭

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I aspire to be able to crack my bones in time with the 20th century fox orchestra song

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Not me getting so stressed out over life that I'm crying at the THOUGHT of not having any tater tots in the house.

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Does gunpowder taste spicy?

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One of these days I'm going to be really petty and just stitch the holes of all the shirts someone owns so they can't put them on and them be confused for 10 seconds about why they can't put their shirt on.

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Get me a significant other who will sip tea with me by a fire place in a vast library in a mansion like castle while it's raining outside and talk about our favorite books while sitting on a comfortable sofa and petting a sleepy cat or two. Is that too much to ask?!

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Casually slips m&m's in my mouth as I watch Julius Caesar get brutally stabbed by multiple people.

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My friend got sad because they had dream they hung out with the characters of Haikyuu and was so happy but when they woke up and realized none of it was real they got really sad so I drew Tsukishima in a dinosaur onesie to cheer them up-

It worked.

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Person A: Hey your dryer is making alot of noise.

Person B: Oh ignore it, he's just trying to escape.

Person A: Wait hold up-

Person C: *muffled yelling*

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A collection of quotes my friends have said.

Jay: *wipes soda with his sleeve* I am Napkin Jesus! I sacrificed myself for your spills!

Taylor: *walk confidently into bathroom* Oh yeah. *looks into the mirror* Oh no.

Toby: Tiny Canadian come here.

Maritsa: I'm Mexican.

Toby: Do you want the maple syrup or not?

Maritsa: Duh.

Toby: *to Jordyn covered in Nutella* You look like used toilet paper.

Me: My phones about to die

Toby: *gives me his charger*

Me: Alright, hold my pudding.

Tody: I got cho puddn'.

Rabbeca: *passes by me* Don't let him through.

Me: *blocks the guys path* Hi, would you like to take a minute to talk about our lord and savior Napkin Jesus.

Ian: I ate 14 peices of candy yesterday and almost threw up.

Me: Am I just fat or does that sound easy?

(Bonus)

Kristina: *spills coca cola everywhere*

Me: Napkin Jesus you need to save the day!

Jay: Napkin Jesus can't save this fuck up.

Jay: Guess I'll start drinking babies.

Me: Don't drink the babies!