GO AWAY (◡‿◡✿)

depressed, socially anxious slutty sexual bitch whose heart is a stone buried underneath her pretty clothes. dont wanna die but wishes never been born at all. brazil, 23, future psychologist.

[girard]

if we make it through december and january and february and then march and april as well and may and june and july also and august and september. we’ll be fine

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[burlbread]

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

[respectfulmemes]

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

[yardsards]

[didi-demure]

I love when men wear tiny lil slutty shorts. good job

[shortvideosandstuff]

[aspettarsi]

[toastbutteregg]

[fassyy-blog]

[funnytwittertweets]

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[blackboxwarrior-deactivated2024]

Im not religious and wasnt raised as such until its time to say something unhinged at which point I become VERY catholic all the sudden

[blackboxwarrior-deactivated2024]

No atheistic sentence carries the same meaning as "god made me wrong on purpose"

[jaubaius]

Some phone designs were very interesting from late 90s and early 2000s.

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[neomedievalist]

im at your girls house changing their pronouns

[effable-as-f]

[oingomyboingos]

this is what the killers song is about

[wumblr]

centigrade sounds like an insect whose legs you're counting. celsius sounds like an ancient sea god. fahrenheit is what german people say after they sneeze, i think. and kelvin? i think i know him, didn't he just break his arm at the skate park

[burningblake]

PETER PARKER & MICHELLE JONES Spider-Man: No Way Home (2022)