From ashes they rise

I'm Zach. I write, I sing, I act. I like to think I do those things decently enough. 29, he/him/his.

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[jarfieid]

I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif

[necrowyrm]

[does-an-animal-look-like-my-wife]

This animal looks like my wife!

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[alfredsnightmare]

[molabuddy]

vending machine fucked up& dispensed me a free pepsi max #hunter #gatherer

[dogpuppy]

[taykoutmccleod]

I don't fucking want it then?

[infertilityidol]

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[lakemojave]

They're gonna cancel me for condoning cinephilia

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[louisegluckpdf]

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

[revelware]

smash to smithereens brother

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up