The Mad Beach Bro

Brendan, 33 year old fuck up. Playin' games and and doin' stuff in good ol' bumble fuck MD. .The talented CurvedCat did my avatar.

[gloopqueen]

chuck fast thinklenuts

[arlydarkfire]

[vintar]

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

[oceanicmajestic]

outta my way, straight boy

[luckyhobbitsfoot]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Does free will exist?

[catgirltoofies]

yeah

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[wellwaterhysteria]

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

[truetgirl]

[bobacupcake]

moonlight greatsword 🌕

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

[normal-horoscopes]

This counts as a spell.

[monidon]

Don't mind me. Just walking to the park

[monidon]

Still walkin

[monidon]

This is a long walk, but don't worry. I will get there

[monidon]

Had to chase some nosey pokémon away. Don't worry. The journey continues

[monidon]

I found mud

[monidon]

Can it be?

[monidon]

At last

[monidon]

My journey has come to an end. Thank you for joining me here at the end of all things

goodbye

[forever-memes]

2022 intensifies

[mr-deep-downer]

oh fuck not again

I hope what ever dumbfuck she bit lost his arm

[konigstigerr]

wait a second

what’s going on!?

[mr-deep-downer]

holy shit yo????

[nico-nico-knee]

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[fadedlovemp3]

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

[otherwindow]

Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy. Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

[otherwindow]

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

[otherwindow]

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

[married-to-a-redhead]

[brucebocchi]

[mudstickbandit]

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

[cirodisegna]

[seravph]

humanity is about being silly and singing loudly and kissing people on the forehead. everything else is besides the point