My name is Steve

And there are some things here

[otarsus]

[petbud]

i have small hands

[youaremyeverlovin]

bring them closer to u, they r just far a way

[petbud]

wow you were right…

[just-shower-thoughts]

C-3PO is like a messed up, ‘black sheep of the family’ brother to Luke and Leia, as technically Anakin made all three of them

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[mysharona1987]

[ameriqan]

i finally know where i belong

[plumcrum-deactivated20170304]

Same. ~Brandy

[ameriqan]

thanks brandy

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Attempted murder and murder should carry the same sentence. You shouldn’t get a lighter sentence just because you’re a failure.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Of course books would say that burning books is bad

[just-shower-thoughts]

It seems weird that you have to make an appointment to see a psychic

[just-shower-thoughts]

How can Volkswagen Beetle drivers live, knowing that anytime they are seen someone gets punched?

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[viveaux]

[catceleste]

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god.