I should be doing more productive things

Hey! I'm Jarlene and I want to live my life in a bed burrito with infinite music,books,and t.v. Instagram: nerdtears

[pullthetriggerhard]

Look hot, be cold.

[toastbutteregg]

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[arielmh]

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.  I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

[i-gwarth]

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

[pyramidslayer]

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

[virginbylorde2025]

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

[theweirdwideweb]

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

[luigiisgod]

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

[forgave]

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

[tastefullyoffensive]

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[minimalistgrufti]

[logicalparafox]

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

[desidesidesi]

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

[banahbanah]

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

[pantaro]

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

[nageba-deactivated20200420]

could use a mango and the love of my life rn

[ilaaer]

[auntbutch]

original image, illustrated by frank uppwall, for dorine b. clark’s gutter star (1954)

[teaboot]

(ↀㅅↀ)

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[onlytwitterpics]

[buffysummers]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[botanyshitposts]

PSA

-theres a succulent species called Conophytum burgeri

-it looks like a lump

-when it flowers it looks like this:

-its native to south africa and is endangered 

-you can read more about it in a book called Dumpling and his wife (??????)

-that is all

[botanyshitposts]

this has been getting notes again and i totally forgot about it so reminder: lump