I had a fist fight with an ostrich. It did not go well. I ended up in the hospital with one arm missing, and my brother walked into my hospital room, slapped me in the face, and gave me an ostrich egg with a bow tied around it.
A casualty of that Australian ostrich war?
There was no ostrich war
Stop denying history
the emu war is fake and it was just made up to make us look bad
Exactly. You lost to ostriches.
emuâs riding ostriches, quit covering up the truth
Yghshwhheusuusjajaj I just had the best mental image



























