How do I say- roasted?

Hi, my name is Maddison and I probably hate you. Anyways, I was born in France but I fucking hate Paris and now I live here. 

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“Oh Caroline would never talk about anyone in the third person”

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“If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had sex, I’d be…. broke. Awesome.”

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“Better being broke than having an STD, am I right?”

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“I like to think so.”

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“Now you just sound conceited.”

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“It’s not like she can’t afford to buy a new one”

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“Are you referring to me in the third person?”

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“Problem with them iFruit products–seems the sort, only has to turn on the waterworks; Daddy dearest will replace it lickety split. It’s more fun when they throw it. Watchin’ them crumble after that beautiful moment of absolute stunned dis-ba-fuckin’-leaf? Beautiful.”

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“What the fuck did you just say? Can you translate that into English? Or French?”

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...And boom. There goes her phone. She just dropped it.

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“Not necessarily, but anyone below that is like riding a vespa, you’ll give it a go around the block but you’d never tell your friends about it”

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“That’s surprisingly philosophical.”

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text💌: maddison

isidora: just hit 400,000

isidora: is that really important?

maddison: nah. im in

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“Ah, but some of us are rather selective about the kind of pussy we go after”

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“And does selective only entail the kind of people who are high on the social ranks?”

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Jai: Sounds so much like a booty call.

Jai: Joking. What do you need?

Maddison: well there's kind of a survey i need to take for my class in France since im technically a transfer student

Maddison: but you gotta be in person to do it

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Maddison: I nées tour Hell fan you coke hère

Maddison: oh fuck my French keyboard was still on

Maddison: fucking autocorrect. anyways i need your help can you come here

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“Wait- were you flirting with me?” 

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“I can’t just be a nice guy?” Theo smirked

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“We all know those supposed nice guys are after pussy.” 

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“Maybe I will if you’re schedule’s ever not full.” 

[chloekadenrp-blog]

“I’m sure I could find some time for you”

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“Wait- were you flirting with me?” 

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“…Sorry?” Oh man, icebreakers were not going well. It was funny to the first person she told, although they were kind of low on the social ladder, so it made sense now how it was lame. 

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“Look darling, let me give you a piece of advice. Please stop trying too hard, you’ll give yourself a headache. Actually, stop trying at all and firstly get a wardrobe makeover. That top, with those shoes? You’re walking travesty! And that icebreaker is negative ten on a scale of one to ten.”

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“Eh bien, désolé que tu es une salope.” She mumbled, thinking that even if she did hear her that she wouldn't be able to decipher it. “I just threw something together today. I'm not at my best, so as you now know, I wasn't trying at all, and I know you're just passive-aggressively insulting me.” 

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“Maybe I will take you up on that offer.”

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“Just let me know, after all, who better to teach you that the captain himself?”

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“Maybe I will if you're schedule’s ever not full.” 

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“Hmm- no.” 

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“It was worth the shot. Now, tell me if it looks tilted.”

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“I honestly don't care.”

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“It was funny where I came from!” 

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“Did you happen to come from snoozeville?”

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“France, for your information.”