Crazy Ass Hatter

Maddox Hatter ⊰ 19 ⊱ Hallucination Inducement ᴜ ᴋɴᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ sᴏ ᴜ ʟᴀʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ ғᴏʀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ

[flash--of--lightning]

Are you trippin’ right now?

[maddoxhatter]

[maddoxhatter]

{ SLAPS SEQUIN ON HIS FACE}  { gets tHEM BELLBOTTOMS ON}  { FUCK U CANT FORGET THE 8 TON PEACE NECKLACE}        I. Am. Ready. 

[maddoxhatter]

[crushingitcallum-deactivated201]

Sorry man but-

[maddoxhatter]

[jetsamhart-deactivated20150329]

You’re going to a children’s hospital? You’re going to give the kids a heart attack, not a happy day. 

[maddoxhatter]

     { gonna bend over the table because wowowow that necklace was pretty heavy and rests head on palm like ahhh yes interesting } I should add more sequin. Get my big hat. I miss my big hat I never wear it anymore because its not sunny enough to wear it. 

[jetsamhart-deactivated20150329]

What the fuck are you ready for, a shit show?

[maddoxhatter]

     How could you.. How could you say that about visiting a children's hospital.

[flash--of--lightning]

*Stares at him* Is your power time travel?

[maddoxhatter]

     Yes! But no. But yes! But no- But yes in the sense of LSDs and all that sorta stuff.

[run-along-rita-deactivated20150]

"Don’t get me wring you look fabulous, but…what the hell are you ready for?"

[maddoxhatter]

     { sits down } { crosses leg over other leg } { oh fuck that hurts nvm } { casual pose } My date. 

[maddoxhatter]

{ SLAPS SEQUIN ON HIS FACE } { gets tHEM BELLBOTTOMS ON } { FUCK U CANT FORGET THE 8 TON PEACE NECKLACE }       I. Am. Ready. 

[maddoxhatter]

[notallheremyselfyousee-blog]

Corrine watched as the emotions took over him, her own expression was unchanging, her smile never leaving. She reached over and gently stroked his arm, “Things happen before the wedding.” she said simply, “Just as the wind blows and the birds sing.” She swayed from side to side, looking him over slightly, hoping to calm the other. 

[maddoxhatter]

     "But that's not pure enough for me." He cried, slowly sinking to the floor in a fetal postiion because frickle-frack the other people at this ball he's very sensitive at the moment. But if he was gonna be honest, he didn't really mind- It was just the best way of coping because he had no idea what to feel and pretending to be in the womb again was a lot more relaxing. But god damn it now he was thirsty. (In more than one way) 

[maddoxhatter]

     ... I have no idea who the heck these people are but score.

[maddoxhatter]

You're my favorite- it's as simple as that. You are my absolute favorite Maddox.

     …Do you know any other Maddox’s.

[notallheremyselfyousee-blog]

Corrine grinned as they pulled back, pleasantly surprised by the entire experience really. She couldn’t suppress the giggle as she looked at his shocked face, apparently he didn’t see her before from the expression on his face. She tilted her head to the side as her grin grew, spreading from ear to ear. “Hello Maddox.” She said sweetly and causally as if she had not just bombarded him with her lips.

[maddoxhatter]

      What. What just happened. How- What? The colour had drained from his face so he looked like a normal pasty white boy again and all he could do was just stare at her because what had just happened. How. Well, of course he knew how (He wasn't a fifth grader pft- But then again those kids on are you smarter than a fifth grader are pretty intelligent......) but why. It wasn't gross though. Nah. Felt kinda nice. But the longer he stood there, the more emotional he got and soon- Tears were exploding out of his eyes "Corrine, how could you do that- We're not even married yet."

[phoebus-means-sungod]

…..

Uh… are you alright, there?

[maddoxhatter]

     I dunno, man. Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. But one thing is for sure I'm not okay with that lying music box on how 'Christmas is beginning to look like' because its obviously wrong and should be shamed for it.

[maddoxhatter]

      { 'Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas' be playin and he's just glaring at the speakers like no } No its not. Its not 'beginning to look like Christmas'. Where's Santa, hm? Where's the little booth with all the short people and that big fat sexy ass man asking little kids what they want for Christmas- Why am I not on his lap. That is what Christmas is about. Especially since he always tends to smell like my grandma and he always gets me what I want, its not Christmas until we get that and some reindeers wearing big hats and little jingle bells. 

[hellsxnapoleon]

Ship me with someone and I'll kiss them.

[maddoxhatter]

Anonymous: I ship you with Maddox 

Corrine grinned as she walked over to Maddox, a bounce in her step as she basically skipped toward him. She curtsied before placing a hand on the boys cheek and standing on her tiptoes, leaning in and kissing him.

    You know- He could only blame himself for getting kissed. I mean- His dance moves were pretty erotic and he only had himself to point the finger of shame at. But still, they should've at least bought him dinner or something because now he felt used and hungry just because he thought of dinner. Now his stomach was grumbling.. Well, at least he kissed her back (He hadn't really caught a glance at her but he was 99% sure that it was a girl- Until he pulled back. He was literally right about to say something before he realised who it was and his jaw dropped. Wow. If he was a fruit- He'd be a big ripe, handsome, red, muscular and luscious tomato because that was unexpected. 

[maddoxhatter]