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i guess i'm just a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a bitch.

[janinegregory]

Wish I were heavier now, I'm floating outside my body

[libdibs]

If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

[maddyperiez]

@purpleyearning i AM trying my best 😌😌

[porcelain-rob0t]

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

[maddyperiez]

@purpleyearning we should match

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[scorebug]

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[maddyperiez]

i literally think it’s so stupid putting your ID/documents online but now this damn site i don’t trust wants me to use mine to age verify. c’mon

[elanrakiss]

thieves

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[pearlnareff]

[maddyperiez]

thinking about how art and patrick’s friendship is portrayed like female friendships usually are in media or even real life stereotypes. one is outgoing and slutty, one is quieter and more romantic. one confident and one insecure. how one goes behind the other’s back. betrayal. wanting the other’s romantic partner. competing and comparing. picking the person they want to date over their friend. resentment. much to think about…

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[laundryandtaxes]

One important thing to remember in life: Do not coddle men. Do not do their work for them. Do not perform uncredited labor for them, including intellectual labor. Do not bend over backwards to help them. Do not tell them they are good at things they are bad at. Do not smile at them when you don’t want to. Do not laugh at their terrible jokes or stroke their egos or let them think they are better than you when odds are good that they are almost definitely not. Do not even deal with men whose presence bothers you when you can get away from them/when you aren’t regularly forced to be near them for things like work. Do not include men in your life who don’t deserve to be in it any time that you can avoid it at all.

[maddyperiez]

if having kids was actually benefitial to women, the patriarchy would disencourage it

[zadzunny]

Meg thee Stallion and Cardi B

[maddyperiez]

spotify ads are like “if you pay for premium, you even get to choose the volume you want your songs!!”

[maddyperiez]

my knowledge of anime consists of the references megan thee stallion makes of it in her songs

[929]

Being a witch is being a sister. And we must protect our sisterhood by any means necessary. Forbidden Fruits (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway