Jelly Belly
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Jelly Belly
 mom brain.
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#Goals To reach your goals, it helps if you set realistic expectations. Happy New Year!
Are you not entertained?!? Seriously, are you not entertained?
Teeth are the worst
She’s testing her teeth on me. Nursing is like playing Russian roulette. I feel like she’s trying to chew off my fingers.
A couple of days ago I thought she was trying to give me a kiss…
She bit my nose. Twice. Second time I thought she was trying to give me a kiss to apologize for biting me. Nope. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, it’s because you’re too cute and I forgot what you did.
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Unusual interests
I skinned my knee about 2 days ago and the scab was healing nicely.
Was.
She discovered it yesterday and won’t leave it alone.
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Noodles not worms Jade loves noodles. Pretty sure noodles we're invented for babies.
Me to my 10 month old All she wants to do is crawl all over me. I can't leave her for a second or be more than 5 feet before she's crying bloody murder. I know I'm her favorite person, but come on. (Love you baby girl, but I need a break)
Raising a cannibal Gotta look for those signs...
I can draw stick figures!
I can draw stick figures!
Sorta? Nope, can’t draw stick figures.
Man, I’m hanging in there. It’s not easy working and raising a baby (which is another kind of work). Shoutout to all the moms who have to juggle both. #idkhowyoudoit
Currently my goal each week is to draw two strips so I can post one and have a few stockpiled so if I can always post every week. Eventually I would like to post twice a week.
NOPE. I’m either…
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Strong as Nails Every. Single. Time.
Messy Eater
Forgot to mention this here...
Forgot to mention this here…
I sell merchandise! On Etsy – Get 10% discount with code LEMONNHONEY and on Redbubble You know you want stufffffffff
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Anti My Body I MADE IT! Posted on Monday. We've been dealing with some sort of sickness in our household for the past week now so I haven't been able to draw for a while.
Most Epic OneShot
That I effed up. Mel and I met some Critter Homies back at GlitchCon AR last year and we got together to play a game. Went from playing a level 3 to a level 5 so I was able add more spells to my repertoire. LITTLE DID I KNOW that Stinking Cloud affects everybody and that if you fail the save throw, you end up vomiting for your turn. So we spent most of the battle trying to get out of this cloud.…
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Different Parenting (Hair)Styles I'm not allowed to do anything with her...
Perfect Everything she does is perfect. Even when she poops she's perfect. We could not be prouder parents. There might be something wrong with us...
Sabotage She knows. Every time I try to do something (i.e. do the dishes, clean the house, eat, sleep, breathe) she won't let me. BUT I WILL PREVAIL!!! Somehow...