[madeindetroits]

Alright, so— confession time. I just spent thirty minutes last night arguing with my cat about whether or not my leftover pizza was community property. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. They didn’t care. they won anyway.

Anyway, what’s everyone up to tonight? Please tell me someone out there’s doing something that involves less cat hair and regret. Or, y’know, at least share your snacks. I’m grieving my last night pizza still.

[superrbadbabe]

to the divorced people out there,

did you go through a phase of eating raw cookie dough on the couch while attempting the dating app life or? not fully divorced yet but this question still stands. please and thank you.

[madeindetroits]

oh yeah, that stage is long gone, thankfully. came to the realization that we were totally opposite from the get-go, since she prefers to go out the majority of the time while i'm an introvert who prefers to laze around in a chewbacca onesie, play video games or my bass guitar, smoke weed, and try to own more cats than tommy while naming them after 80s rock stars. figuring out what makes you happy takes time, but cookie dough and girl time sound like solid steps in the right direction. just keep doing you and the rest will follow.

[lessastyles-aa]

finished silent hill f so ... does anyone have any more game recs i should check out? preferably ones that don't mess with your mind.

[madeindetroits]

yep, mods are like the cheat codes of life, totally optional but they make things way more fun. i can show you some for gta so you don’t have to break laws, just arrest npcs and cause chaos legally. and don’t worry, these games aren’t out to mess with your brain like silent hill did. you’ll pick it up fast.

[amisylla]

i need to start following what maki itoh used to do with her ‘word learned today’ posts. instead of curse words, for me, it will be things like i learned today — that a guinea pig isn’t a real pig?! america, explain.

[madeindetroits]

wild. next you’re gonna tell me a jellyfish doesn't squirt out jelly like that one spongebob episode.

[miamivce]

Every morning I do my daily scroll on TikTok and every morning there’s this pony’s live and it all it does is stare at the screen. I’m starting to feel threatened.

[madeindetroits]

haha bro that pony’s plotting something. next thing you know it’s gonna start liking your posts and demanding royalties.

[fletchlight]

yall i kid you not, i broke my ass this morning getting such a tail bone stinger. remind me never to mimic Roman's ass fall into the ring ever again ty

[madeindetroits]

haha damn, kyle, if that ass can’t be saved we’re gonna have to hold a full-on booty memorial service. caskets, flowers, maybe even a 21-gun salute (green day song) for that poor tailbone. we’ll have a moment of silence, then a quick eulogy; “he fell for the cause, but not without consequences.”

[glamonroe]

i will be walking out a champion at halloween havoc, mark it folks. 😘

[madeindetroits]

haha alright, if you say so! make sure to wear a cool costume. gotta make it look cool then i'll cheer for you.

[takes0up]

had   enough   of   that   guy

[madeindetroits]

whoa, dude, take it easy.

[superrbadbabe]

to the divorced people out there,

did you go through a phase of eating raw cookie dough on the couch while attempting the dating app life or? not fully divorced yet but this question still stands. please and thank you.

[madeindetroits]

never been married, but was in a long relationship that felt like it. my advice? don’t rush just focus on what makes you happy, train hard, and eat the cookie dough if it helps. when velvet left me for fugly ass bubba ray, i went out on a date a month later which went terribly wrong because i was still in a fuck-all-women stage.

[lessastyles-aa]

finished silent hill f so ... does anyone have any more game recs i should check out? preferably ones that don't mess with your mind.

[lessastyles-aa]

oh wow, my shopping cart is piling up. i trust you cause all of these games sound like there's no psychological torture involved. how difficult are these games on a scale of 1 to 10? cause if it's a 10 ... i might need guidance. this is my first time playing video games and trying to get into it more.

[madeindetroits]

alright, scale-wise, metal gear solid 3 is like a 7, takes some thinking but not scary mind stuff. gta v? maybe a 6, mostly chaos and fun. trevor makes it worth it. you'll be fine, just dive in and cause some mayhem. if you don't want to break laws in the game in gta then i can help you with the mods so you can play as a cop arresting npcs.

[lessastyles-aa]

finished silent hill f so ... does anyone have any more game recs i should check out? preferably ones that don't mess with your mind.

[madeindetroits]

walked in at the perfect time for video game talk. you gotta play metal gear solid 3, classic. never gets old. i'm also a sucker for grand theft auto v because trevor is so sexy.