sassy

throw me in the water, don't think about the splash i will create

[guiltyheroes]

Why would I do that?

[madeline-king]

Do you want me to break plates??

[kingcommacelena-deactivated2014]

I’d rather you break plates then someone’s head. A little chaos never hurt anybody.

[madeline-king]

A little chaos is an understatement for a moody 18-year-old. 

[georgeglasstropicanasurejan-blog]

You do not see anything but my skillful dance moves….

[madeline-king]

You'll have to give me dancing lessons sometime.

[madeline-king]

I'm in a bad mood, someone restrain me from breaking plates

[soaked-in-waiter]

Bruno.

.

[madeline-king]

I watched that when I was a little younger, I'm a little scarred.

[theprincesshales]

  You can never go wrong with Disney. Just saying.

[madeline-king]

That's so true, I've actually been wanting to watch Pocahontas and it's on Netflix. Eep!

[daveh-theman-deactivated2014112]

Name a genre and I’ll be your handy man.

[madeline-king]

Well, I'm not necessarily picky BUT my favorites are scary, independent, or comedies. 

[madeline-king]

If anyone knows any good movies, I'm up for suggestions.

[wateverjenna-deactivated2014033]

Please give me one piece.

[madeline-king]

I will definitely save you one since you like it just as much as me!

[guiltyheroes]

What the fuck is a Costco?

[madeline-king]

Please tell me you're joking.

[madeline-king]

Currently having an entire Costco pizza to myself.

[joshhalloway]

Oh shit no. I didn’t want to make you nervous. I’m sorry. Here. I’ll just shut my eyes and you don’t have to look at them.

[madeline-king]

Okay, good. I'll talk to you with your eyes closed. Haha, I'm Madeline, by the way.

[guiltyheroes]

Get another Freshman to do it.

[madeline-king]

But, I'll love you so much. AND AND AND I'll even raise it to $10. I didn't know you were a freshman. Do you care if I call you Zone? 

[mackenziebby-deactivated2014031]

I’m in all AP as a senior and I never get any sleep because of it. 

[madeline-king]

Right. I'm lucky if I get to sleep at 12. Do you anything outside of class?

[umviolet-grey]

You may be slightly correct…or completely

[madeline-king]

That's so adorable! Try walking on it, if it hurts, I'll bring ice cream and sappy love movies until that foot is FLAWLESS***

[umviolet-grey]

I’m not sure, i’m a bit too scared to find out. Currently on my kitchen floor with ice on it while scrolling on my laptop.

[madeline-king]

Haha! I have this perfect image of you getting hurt and then crawling to your freezer to get ice and just sitting there without ever getting up. Please tell me I'm right!

[guiltyheroes]

Pay someone to do it for you.

[madeline-king]

Good idea. So ya wanna make $5?