SHE SHOOTS & RUNS

it's a job well done.

[madeofmarblex-a]

independent natalia alianovna romanova. influenced by mcu & 616. highly headcanon based. loved by ash. she/her. est. 21+ open to plotting via dms or discord for mutuals. low activity on weekends. doc. promo. 

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“ THE BLACK WIDOW ”— the men who trained her threw the title around like a slur. claimed no man could resist, much less survive her. but she wore it like a medal. one that only she had the COURAGE to earn.

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hypothetically speaking if i did a little reboot would anyone be interested?

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open starter for mututals!

“Listen, the last thing I’m doing is playing monopoly tonight.”

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i have a few more starters and replies that i hope to finish this evening but until then i am headed to work. if any of my mututals would like to plot something out please feel free to add me on dis.co.rd at loved by ash.#3091

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@lcvesdeath​ pressed the ♥! (for Frank)

It was easier and best to meet in the abandoned alley to ensure that he didn’t blow his cover after being seen with an Avenger tended to attract eyes. The hood she’d been wearing as pulled down, the sunglasses she’d been wearing rested on top of her head as she studied the man opposite of her. “Thank you for agreeing to meet me.” Their paths had crossed one too many times for her not to request the meeting, which he could have said no to, but the fact that he hadn’t gave her a glimmer of hope, enough for the next statement to leave her mouth. “I think both of our lives would be made easier if we agreed to work together on this case.”

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@razorfst​​ pressed the ♥!

A cup of steaming coffee is clutched in her hand freshly poured from the waitress who’d just left her. “And what brings you to New York this time?” She’s suspicious about majority of people, almost to a fault, finding it exceedingly difficult to trust anyone after the Avengers went their separate ways. “Surely you’re not here for sight seeing considering they’re still working on the Statue of Liberty.” Natasha speaks with a hint of humor to her statement before nodding her head for him to join her at the table outside of the small café. 

[buffyisms-archive]

Gilmore Girls Starters

Did you do something slutty? 

People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.

Nice stripper name.

I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it’s only 10! How nice!

This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.

This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.

To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.

You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look.

I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.

I never thought a man would ever even want me.

I’m looking up “aneurysm” in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.

I don’t think you’re taking me seriously.

I just don’t want to do or say anything else that’s gonna be remotely moronic.

I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.

Are you in any way malnourished, or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?

Not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.

This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!

I can’t imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.

I’m not avoiding anything. I’m going to find coffee.

No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.

You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.

We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.

If you say there’s no reason for the mood, then there’s no reason for the mood. You’re simply nuts.

Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.

Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?

So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on! 

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while we’re all here, donate to these sites.

the european roma rights centre

roma support group

european roma grassroots organisations network 

jewish voices for peace 

combat antisemitism when you see it. a lot of us have turned a passive eye to nazi imagery but our silence is deadly, and normalized imagery or allusions to it lead to what we’re seeing now. call it out when you see it and support your jewish and roma mutuals.  

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@marvclsiums​ pressed the ♥!  (for Yelena)

Silence settles between them as the younger Widow finishes talking and it takes Natasha a moment to realize she’s supposed to say something. “I don’t get it.” Her head shaking as she looks Yelena over once more almost certain she missed a sentence somewhere. Her attention might have been pulled to figuring out what she was ordering from takeout. “What’s the punchline?” 

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@edgebled​ pressed the ♥!  

The television is playing the news, rambling on about everything bad in the world, nothing she hadn’t heard a dozen times before. It’s background noise as she works taking inventory on the equipment to determine what is okay, what needs fixed, and what needs to be trashed. She can hear his footsteps coming down and coming closer to the room before they come to a complete stop and yet she still doesn’t turn. Not until she’s finished meticulously counting before writing down the notes into the book she holds. 

Natasha looks up with a narrowing of her eyes for the smallest second before the sliver of amusement crosses her face. “It’s either really bad or really messy if you’re coming to me.”

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@pcraspcra​ pressed the ♥! (For Bobbi)

“Come on now, I know you’ve got better stories then that. It’s been how many years since I’ve see you?” A small smile paints her lips as she leans a little further back into her seat before electing to speak again. “I could bore you with tales of aliens all day but we both know you’ve got the good stories.”

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@murder-popsicle​ pressed the ♥!

“You know they keep trying to throw these parties to raise money like we’re some charity case.” A snort leaving her as soon as the words are out of her mouth as though she finds the thought funny. "But, I suppose they’ve got no other way to go about it unless they’re going to drain Stark’s funds.” Natasha knows that’s not an option, he shouldn’t have to fund their chaos. 

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“ THE BLACK WIDOW ”— the men who trained her threw the title around like a slur. claimed no man could resist, much less survive her. but she wore it like a medal. one that only she had the COURAGE to earn.

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good morning! i’m multi-tasking but very slowly working on starters and replies. i hope you have a fabulous friday.

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@unexceptional​ pressed the ♥!

The long day has turned into a long night, her head resting in her hands with elbows on the table. It had been a mess that felt like each step they took made them three steps behind. That was how most missions felt these days... like not matter how hard they tried they couldn’t get ahead of the lead that they were chasing. A door opens and she looks up to see just who was invading her space, hues locking on the brunette before deciding that Becky would be a welcomed distraction from her own thoughts. “Was anyone injured enough to come bother you?”

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if i can interest you in a starter please press the heart.