Let The Corruption In, Just A Little Bit

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[thoughts-memories]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[jeffgoldblumangroup]

[porncosplay]

Cortana

[alicecantdraw]

A few Halloween YCH witch commissions.

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[just-shower-thoughts]

The guy who founded U-Haul was probably just tired of lending everyone his truck.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Starting a conversation with “Good morning”, “Good afternoon”, or “Good evening” seems normal, but starting one with “Good night” is just plain weird.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every bar joke we imagine happens within the same bar for us but never the same bar as anyone else.

[i-wouldnt-even-question-it]

My man.

[hoppeanscientist]

Dr. Rand Paul - Optometrist Dr. Ron Paul - OBGYN Dr. Ben Carson - Neurosurgeon These are just a few off the top of my head

[dreaming-for-meaning]

Go become a 19th century Technocrat Tyson instead of messing things up here.

[shitpost-senpai]

Neil: ha ha look at this sweet glass house, OOH A ROCK! Just gonna whip this bad boy faster than the speed of whomp!

[goldrefinedbyfire-deactivated20]

It’s pretty clear the dude was suggesting one or two professions are dominant, not that there are literally nothing but lawyers and businessmen in office.

How can you people be this stupid at understanding basic language? It must be your bias is so strong, your brain works hard to intentionally misunderstand.

Oh, and Ben Carson has never held office, so nice example?

[queeringoutloud]

We can go from cuddles to cumming real quick.

[thoughts-memories]

[xxxl0veleenxxx]

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via juiceboxniall)

[born--for--this]

[pinupbuzz]

Happy Halloween! Have a good one!