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YELLOWSTONE-“…the mist surrounding the bison was because they had just crossed a river. Their body heat in the cold air caused the water to turn to vapor.”

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GHOST BISON

nandalorian

“There’s really a very simple scientific expla–”

“GHOST BISON”

lake-erie

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

lord-kitschener

Horses are big but they’re huge wussies and most of them are friendly to humans, they’re not as spooky as tumblr makes them seem

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discoverment

do you ever look at someone and think ‘man, what a work of art’

heartsfemme

do u ever just wanna drop out of academics and move to rural france so u can spend the rest of ur life making a living carving those lil fancy soaps

heartsfemme

this is the dream babey!

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IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

myneurodiversity

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

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im-the-batmann

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

iridessence

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

queerpontmercy

i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing

iridessence

Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.

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@editorincreeps

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Beautiful and incredibly important.

Give the events names, give them themes, make them reoccur.

I have a friend that I see 3-6 times a year for “Dracula Breakfast.” We meet at a diner and drink coffee and I eat waffles and she eats eggs and we talk about Dracula. Then other things. Then monsters in general. Then back to Dracula.

For about 2 hours, then we schedule another Dracula Breakfast and go our separate ways. This is our only form of communication because we’re both introverts who like to spend time apart.

There is no other standing appointment in my life that could rival Dracula Breakfast.

We exchange tiny gifts occasionally (almost always something we’ve made and nothing that is ever more than a few dollars). I’m always 5 minutes late. I usually do not sleep the night before to try to make it on time and I inevitably fail ever. Single. Time.

I ramble.

Fancily.

And you should too.