Mad Gasser

"I want you to show me every twisted, frightened thought you've ever had. I want your eyes to crack my bones; I want your words to tear my skin apart"

[fuckalpacas-deactivated20200918]

boys that scratch, pull hair, choke and spank during sex are neato

[catsbeaversandducks]

[10knotes]

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

[hotdogcephalopod]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[yumchocolatemilk]

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

[sweetguts]

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

[owllistrates]

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it

[girilimoni]

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[waterships-deactivated20210909]

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

(via gutschmidts)

[zumainthyfuture]

[thisaintthegoodshit]

Go off

[misconceptualised]

this is the best

[the-deadest-of-dead]

give this white boy a medal

[noespartedeminaturaleza-deactiv]

Matt Damon keeping it real

[mrmeganfox]

holy shit lmao

[abandonedblog-shmem-the-pem]

I fucking love matt damon like seriously everyone goes nuts over how hot he is but like hell man thats not even close to the best thing about him

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.

[xcyn0surex]

I really love this post

[glammednaturally]

[glammednaturally]

[xvarenah-deactivated20180316]

Herat, Afghanistan 

Herat dates back to the Avestan times and was traditionally known for its wine. The city has a number of historic sites. During the Middle Ages Herat became one of the important cities of Khorasan, as it was known as the Pearl of Khorasan.

[madgasser]

When I read a thousand splendid suns I imagined visiting herat for the art. I will never forget how blessed I was to have a teacher that truly educated is about the middle east

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[dajo42]

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

[madgasser]

what she says: i'm fine.

what she's thinking: what does piper do with all the ramen noodles? if she's giving out the flavour packets she must be left with a huge stack of dry, tasteless noodles. why doesn't she just give people the whole ramen packet? why just the flavour? if they only wanted the flavour they could take it out themselves, or eat the noodles. is she using the leftover noodles as a mattress or something? how long before the guards notice that her locker is literally stuffed with flavourless noodle packets and start asking questions? why doesn't she trade them with red for her to use in dinners etc.? will she try to get rid of them by throwing them out? won't someone notice? maybe she'll flush them? will they block the toilet? wHAT IS PIPER DOING WITH THE LEFTOVER RAMEN NOODLES??

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

@ god why do i look so good on the mirror but so bad in my selfies

[micdotcom]

Women are sharing the incredible power of birth control with #BirthControlHelpedMe 

Planned Parenthood launched the hashtag #BirthControlHelpedMe Monday to make sure more people understood the real impact of birth control. Countless women are participating, sharing the ways access has informed and benefitted their lives. Two tweets even point out how birth control makes better parents.

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

[marcitlali]

[anemissaryoflight]

5/19/2015 - OBAMA SIGNS IN “BLUE ALERT” LAW THAT WILL PROTECT POLICE (IN THE WAKE OF THE MASS REALIZATION OF THEIR MISUSE AND ABUSE OF POWER) FROM ANY “CREDIBLE THREAT”. THE PHRASE IS SO AMBIGUOUS IT CAN AND WILL EASILY BE APPLIED TO ANY PROTESTER/ACTIVIST.

[bussitwideopenuniversity-deacti]

now can ya’ll stop calling this imperialist, liberal murderer a cool president

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Where is that study that shows cops are more likely to be killed by friendly fire than by outside people

[girl-with-the-jigglypuff-tattoo]

People should’ve been stop riding for obama But he’ll say some aave in two secs and everyone will forget

[tashabilities]

Right?  He’ll dap some guys up and everybody forgets that just about every week, he does some new fuckshit to further disenfranchise us.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Cuz the police needed more assistance

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

that house nigga don’t give a fuck about us I’m tryna tell y'all