Welcome To Sin City

•Inexperienced and Ruinous•

[normalwizard]

[mtwtfsstwogsdnpw-deactivated202]

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[gahdamnpunk]

[riotlion]

[replicantblood]

fuck that chris evans guy

[lightthefuze-deactivated2026022]

i’m tryin

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glumshoe]

Cute pet names to call your significant other:

-Incandescent One

-Golden and Shimmering One

-Master of the Crabs

-Seething Nuclear Chaos

-Lobster of the Deep

-Leech of the Aeons

-Ultimate Abomination

-Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young

[theforgottenkey]

somehow I don’t think “master of the crabs” is a good nickname for a SO….

[glumshoe]

better to be master of crabs than a servant to them

[janiceghosthunter-deactivated20]

A collection of glitches I’ve found and love.

[brokenponycutiemark-deactivated]

That bottom one is like instant douchebag karma.

Try to smack someone unexpectedly, get flung OFF THE PLANET.

[southernoracle]

I could NEVER find the Leon glitching gif after seeing it YEARS ago and now I can actually save it. Bless you op

[todaysbird]

here’s a picture of a baby cedar waxwing begging for food from a robin. neither of these species are nest parasites, so it’s not possible the cedar waxwing was ‘adopted’. this is essentially the bird version of tapping a random person on the shoulder at the grocery store and going “MOM”

x

[bunjywunjy]

I love that the robin’s body language is basically WHAT THE FUCK WHOSE KID IS THIS

[ven0moth]

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

[effington]

I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

[kaileighmarie]

this is beautiful

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[valtsv]

me n my angel gf

me, bleeding from my eyes nose and ears: bb ur hand is so…….so……….uh,

her: Ḓ̬̱͘͢ͅO̸͉̳̖͉̙ ͔͜N͓̮̦̱͝O̧͇̙̲̜͔T͇̯̮̦̖̖ ͙͇͇̖̝̹͜B̧҉͍͈̭̭̰̳͙ͅE̴̗̱̫ ̛̞͞ͅA̶̡͙̞̪̞̻̰̬̦F̛̗͙̗̲̦͕̟̙́R̶͍͉̠̖͖̮̀́A̦̠̮̜̺͟I͓̻͢͞Ḓ̹͇̮̬͈

[the-lost-alchemist]

[bobhoskins]

when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[babyanimalgifs]

[heckadai]

[mugiwarayoshi]

Moments before death.

[queenwhiskey]