Amazing Time Lord Powers of Looking Out the Window

21 - Cis - Bisexual - Blog about anything, though my main interest is Doctor Who (New, Classic, EU)

[turbomarisa]

IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER

[tpwrtrmnky]

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[cahootings]

david tennant really does own the word "well" he's always out there saying "well" no one else says "WELL..." quite like he can

[theartofangirling]

[echofades]

I’m exactly the demographic where, for me, puberty coincided almost exactly with the arrival of the internet | MAE MARTIN: SAP (2023)

[variksel]

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[vexwerewolf]

Was talking about Doctor Who with my friend, and they just said

“the only thing that matters when choosing a new actor for the Doctor is that they look like that one teacher in high school who REALLY cared about their job”

and my god it was the most accurate thing ever

[toastbutteregg]

[probuccalfat1]

this community has weird dark vibes lately

[cellyhwondertainment]

its all rhe ******* and )****(

[probuccalfat1]

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

[rabdoidal]

i wanted to add some studs to this dice chest i’m making to make the end result look more like studded metal, but i couldn’t think of what to use until my eyes fell upon the cache of googley eyes i keep by my nightstand

[rabdoidal]

baby mimic u gotta get better at hiding....... no ones gonna try open u if ur still blinking at them......

[cattloverss]

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[noneeyewithleftyork]

[bramblesand]

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

[midnightssea]

Sorry but this is hilarious

[shitpostinguniverse]