Quiet Fives a Ten is Speaking

My name is Madison Vipera. Learn it

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Well that sounds fancy.

Ok, calm your hair down again.

[madisonviperhair]

You say that like I can get them to listen to me. { Frowning, Madison glared up at her hair. Taking a deep breath she closed her eyes, focusing on calming herself down and hoping the snakes would follow } 

[viktoriyadomnina]

Erin arched her eyebrows in surprise, her mouth forming a little O, as she observed the snake-haired girl. “You’re a Medusa?” She let out a small chuckle as her smile widened. “This place is getting more strange than ever.”

“it’s nice to meet a fellow Underworldian. My name’s Erin and I’m a fury.”

[madisonviperhair]

{ Madison’s frown deepened at the other girl’s words, agitation making the snakes hiss } I am not a Medusa. Unless of course you are an Alecto. But since we are sisters of a sort, I can excuse it. 

I’m Madison and I am a gorgon. And it is nice to finally meet you Erin. 

[eleanorbrier]

I’d apologize for not being interesting enough for you, Madison, but I honestly do not give a single shit. Now that, I am sorry about.

You should have, but you didn’t, so essentially, it’s your own fault for your disappointment, not mine.

[madisonviperhair]

We all know you don’t give a shit. Everyone who sees you is well aware of that. 

I know, I wouldn’t have said it if it wasn’t. Really if more people in this school took up voodoo and other actually interesting arts this place would be so much more fun. You could have so much more fun. 

[gooniecheer]

[ Logan’s taken aback by her brusqueness, to his own surprise. Madison’s attitude was exactly what he’d expected from not only her, but the rest of the student population … and yet, to actually have her harsh words aimed at him hurt more than he’d expected. He fumbles with his words, cheeks reddening like budding rose as he does so. All he wants is to leave and retreat back to his safe haven ] No, I was t-trying to … t-to say ‘hi’ …

[madisonviperhair]

Hi. 

So like, human languages not your first or what? 

[wildegryphon]

[ Invading her space, Wilde looms over her shoulder to get a better look. ] You collect weird shit, has anyone ever told you that? What is it? Fairy jizz?

[madisonviperhair]

Ew, gross. No it’s...okay I have no idea what it is, but I need it so shut up.

Also take a step back, you’re upsetting my hair. 

[its-all-in-the-hands]

James looked at the cocky girl and shook his head, but he had to admit she was beautiful.

“How long do you need my assistance for?”

[madisonviperhair]

Just as long as it takes to collect my supplies. 

{She pointed to another jar up high} Like that one. 

[slayerofmen]

I can stab them just fine without a spear; a butter knife would even do. It’s the principle of the matter. 

[madisonviperhair]

Then stab someone with a butter knife and make your point. They’re not gonna listen otherwise. 

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Ok. What do you want these for anyway? Head shots for modeling or something?

[madisonviperhair]

Something like that. My mothers want to have a painting done. Apparently it couldn't wait for the next time I visit them.

[phoenix-man-rising-deactivated2]

But you cannot say I didn’t ask for this entire exchange. If I’m so selfish, then by all means, be on your way, I didn’t wanna talk to you anyway.

Aaaand now we have “I don’t care who you are” You’re just aiming for these, aren’t you? Pretending you legitimately want to help, instead of wanting to chew me out would help your cause a bit. Now your logic is just failing. For my clothes to have burned off, they had to be on in the first place. I still have on pants, but I’ve only been, as you’ve put it “naked” the duration of this conversation.  If anything, you’re really just keeping me from putting clothes on. So let’s not discuss rude, chick. Now if you’d kindly fuck off, I’m gonna go put on my 4th shirt today and act as though you hadn’t spoken to me

[madisonviperhair]

Okay, well, you are obviously upset, because about three words out of that tirade made sense. But you go find your shirt, talk to Agnes about a bit more coverage and the next time I see you you’ll have yourself together!

{ Turning back to the mirror Madison pulled out a lipstick from her bag, applying it in a firm dismissal of the boy. On her head her hair began to stir, a few strands sweeping across her cheeks } I know right? New people are so sensitive. 

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Yea, yea but actually that wasn’t that bad. You’re face is in focus but it’s like you have this halo. 

See?

[madisonviperhair]

Are you sure it’s not just my natural glow?

{ Madison leans forward to look at the picture, wrinkling her nose } Hm, okay perhaps not. { Frowning she reaches up to pat her hair, finding it suddenly still under her fingers } Let’s try another one.

[phoenix-man-rising-deactivated2]

This entire conversation didn’t have to take place at all, but hey,don’t act like you’re bored with it when you came to me.

Well lucky me, not having to explain.  Please don’t make me say the words “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it” I have this thing about being cliche. I’m sure you think you’re being helpful, but being pretentious on top of it seem a bit all for naught.

[madisonviperhair]

{ Madison tsked her tongue, straightening up and looking back at Malcolm } Everyone at this school, always assuming everything is about them. 

I’m student body president and a large part of my job entails looking out for the students here. So, small part trying to help you not end up naked in the halls, and large part helping others not having to see you naked in the halls. This is communal space, in case that missed you, and showing up unclothed in communal space is really quite rude. 

But, it doesn't matter to me that you’re offended that I’m offended rather than swooning - but look into the clothes. At least talk to Agnes if you’re too proud to ask me. She’s always on fire and very rarely naked. 

[callmejune-deactivated20220527]

Ok hold still. No, still. Ugh, Nate makes this look so easy.

[madisonviperhair]

I am being still! 

Oh, you mean the hair?

[eleanorbrier]

Because I’m apparently heartbroken, jealous, and simply malicious, voodoo’s obviously my coping mechanism, according to our insipid counselor.

I’ve got to admit, it makes me sound a bit dangerous. Or… psychotic.

[madisonviperhair]

I got my hopes up for a moment when I heard the voodoo talk, it would have certainly made you more interesting. 

But Jenkins is out of her mind and I should have known better. 

[phoenix-man-rising-deactivated2]

But not contesting unsolicited, though. In case you’re wondering, that means I didn’t ask you.

Malcolm. I’d say say nice to meet you, but y’know.

[madisonviperhair]

I didn’t contest it because I literally just agreed with you. That would be the unwanted part I, again, literally just mentioned. Please try to keep up I don’t like repeating myself. 

I know who you are, and what. { Appearing rather bored with the conversation Madison turned her attention to a stretch of glass along the wall, poking at her face as if looking for imperfections } But seriously, fire proof clothing very much exists and you should look into. I know my mothers have ponchos they got for a fireball game. A little on the tacky side really, but I’m sure there are better options for more fashionable events. Or ones that just don’t make you look like a tourist. 

[phoenix-man-rising-deactivated2]

Riiiight, of course, not the ‘bitchy unsolicited advice’ category at all…… I’m sorry, who’re you, again?

[madisonviperhair]

Just because it’s not nice and you didn’t want to hear it doesn’t mean it’s not true. 

I’m Madison. 

[phoenix-man-rising-deactivated2]

Perhaps you have a skewed sense of physics, but I kiiiinda doubt a bib would keep me from bursting into flames when I sneeze. Also, I kind of resent that, you don’t know me like that.

[madisonviperhair]

I said or. Learning not to burst into flames when you sneeze or at the very least investing in some flame retardant clothing is definitely in the latter category. 

[viktoriyadomnina]

“I don’t know if anyone ever told you this, but library requires silence. So stop talking.”

[madisonviperhair]

Knock it off. { Madison hissed, her eyes apparently on the ceiling as she pulled a face. Grumbling to herself she tried to appeal to the non-existant sense in her hair as it began to shift and hiss still in its blonde locks state. Balancing two heavy books in her arms she could not pat it down. She jumped as another voice reached her between the shelves, telling her to be quiet } 

I’m not talking, you are, so...stop. { Madison snapped, annoyed at being caught and being scolded by someone else. Her hair realized her discomfort and one section gave a scalding hiss } Shut up.