Maxine

Better to be laughed at than wrong 18 Lesbian He/she/they Header art by https://mikadott.tumblr.com/ YouTube; https://youtube.com/@madmax-offficial?si=q_bEQBLYOZi4R5K3

[madmax-offficial]

As my user says, my name is Maxine. (Although you may call me Max if we get to know each other.)

I am from the us, Tennessee to be exact

Hobbies-

Sewing ,, reading ,, crocheting ,, and baking

Favorite books-

It ,, The Shining ,, Jurassic Park ,, and anything by Edgar Allan Poe

Currently reading-

Dracula; by Bram Stoker, and The Crimson Crown; by Heather Walter

Favorite shows-

Gravity Falls ,, Downton Abbey ,, To Catch a Smuggler ,, The Incredible Dr Pol

Currently watching-

Castlevania ,, Stranger Things

Have fun on my blog lovelies~

Alterhuman blog @maxs-therian-blog

Art blog @cryptidcrowcreations

18+ wlw blog @collared-rottweiler

Agere blog @buggybabytm

[madmax-offficial]

My friend replaced the sentence “I’m going to kill myself” with “I’m gonna go eat a sandwich” and I like that

[dogpuppy]

[madmax-offficial]

I’m glad I can be this friend

[madmax-offficial]

I just realized one of my first friends on here’s account got deactivated

I’m lowkey sad

R I P tubofsquirrels

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[naidje]

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

[everythingismadeofclouds]

@this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[madmax-offficial]

This filled me with so much joy I’m literally crying omg

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Hot yaoi yuri lemon I'm crying 😭

As a noob in the marauders era I was like these rosekiller dudes interesting as hell... And knowing next to nothing about any of them I was just like yeah. Barty would.

Npt!! @grimrcse @p3rpetual-moti0n @rosekiller27 @darlingmylovethatsmurder @kade0-09 @lawnmower56 @bartysgreenstripofhair @burntrosier @coffeestainedstars @laced-in-ruin @landofshazza @ladymacbethisasmash @prongsievans @prosperoisadiva @justainsanenobody + anyone else who wants to <33

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Yeah but you were right, he totally would.

Macbeth was the Shakespeare play we had to read for english lit and honestly I got really into Lady Macbeth's role. And now I genuinely will not shut up about her, ever. And I think shes like crazy hot which is like an unpopular opinion but shes such a smash actually fight me

Hence, Lady Macbeth Is A Smash (ladymacbethisasmash)

And I'm very aware alot of people read it wrong first time 😭😭

@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @nomnomwotsits @yourteandyourtoast @notprongs @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical +open (I'm lazy)

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Lady Macbeth IS a smashshshsh

UMMM there's not much lore behind this one💀🥀 ig my screws are loose in my brain so that's how I came up with ts

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @sad-traffic-cone @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder

[thegayriley]

theres tons of Riley at my school so I always over hear ppl yap about me say "yea I'm talking about the GAY Riley not the short one"

@coquette-corpsie @drumsticks-offical

[drumsticks-offical]

Whoa thanks for the tag it’s been a hot minute since I’ve done a tag game

I wanted to join the officalverse but obviously I had to pick a cool thing to join under. I was almost pointeshoe-offical which would’ve been a lot different lol.

@madd-hatter @taco-bell-offical @afterdarkafternight @bacone-official @biologynerd13 @tuekytail @transmasc-offical @the-eldestdaughter @the-grassy-hill +anyone who’d like to join :)

[taco-bell-offical]

thanks for the tag!

i picked Taco Bell because i ate taco bell for lunch the day i made this account, and offical because i wanted to be part of the officalverse

@screaming-oppossum-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @afterdarkafternight +open tags!

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

Spoiled Milk was taken by some lesbian

@spoiled-milk @mariorat-the-aroace @professional-fool-of-energy @sad-puppy-b0y @juno-the-great @laciffo-natas @lexi-is-short @achilles-the-loser @an-insane-alt @zanderandthepathogenicrisis @zoerrr @vengeful-unholy-ghost-born-again @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unicorngroundzero @the-queen-of-kaumidy @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @withered-blossomz +open tags

[laciffo-natas]

So there was this British girl

@holy-roman-empire-official @da-police-offical @do-not-u-dare open tags

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

A desperate desire to be part of this whole officalverse thing and no creativity besides being myself (vaguely masculine thing)

@bleedingpencils @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 +open tagsssssss

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

my name is Null, i have taken on the role of Void Monarch, and i’m an offical

pretty self explanitory

open tags

[flibbertigibbet-offical]

so tldr flibbertigibbet means an extremely talkative person or like a group of people talking idk its one of the two and i found the officalverse cool so yeah

open tags!!

[keyboardsmashoffical]

This is a side blog, so I already had a tumblr account when I named it this. Basically, I was thinking about a meme of how to do a keyboard smash and then I thought ‘wouldn’t it be funny if there was an offical named keyboard smash but they never did a keyboard smash’ and then I realized they could be me.

@that-one-gay-turtle @cleaning-spray-offical @danger-noodle3

[bea-yotch]

im gay i like turtles send tweet

@weirdgayweevil has a similar story i bet

@girl-on-the-subway @dragon-in-a-fez @a-bat-called-ash @lyreliar2 @mysticaleldritchpunk

[girl-on-the-subway]

i made a vow to mother chappell roan to always have my user be inspired by on of her songs + i am the girl on the subway she’s singing about in the subway trust

@femmour @rennysglowinthedarkstars @art-i-ficiall @softclitoris @sydsquid08 @affectionatealbatross @grave-shares @jackalope-meadowsweet @lulapplee @pinaforepirate @pickledoesthetumbling @tinkerbelle + anyone else it’s 8am chat im dead

[rennysglowinthedarkstars]

I like glow in the dark stars. Originally it was Andi instead of Renny because I was trying the name Andrew. Then I changed it to Renny because it’s a nickname my mom has for me and I figured Andi didn’t feel right anymore.

@wuttz3na @peanutt0ast @areyouo-kaye @mottigohome @kcalsforlexie @f1nalpl4gue @heraffe @imaromanticangel @life-of-wiz @an-archive-of-idiots @muse-of-apollo-erato @eris-loves-fridges @ferretwhisper @rareshiphellresidents @princessbubblegumyum @carm3nmonoxide @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @emoqueer44 @a-star-bear @linnielemon @milzchaoticrambling @kxqke0 @freakman-noelle @i-eat-umbrellas @blessedblemishes @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @femmour @delicatezombiewasteland

[sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical]

idk i just really like sweet and sour sauce…

tags: @gaysnake43 @rainbowkessem @purple-dinosaur27 @ur-fav-shakespeare-nerd @alternas-navigation-system @weirdo-offical @rockingpolkadots @girl-on-the-subway @gracious-midnight @beware-of-pot-holes @ratinapartyhat

[rockingpolkadots]

mine is based on new girl :p bc i rlly resonate w Jess and her speech in this one episode where she says that she rocks a lot of polka dots

np/open tag: @rabller @adrianapookie16 @viansparkles @madmax-offficial @a-star-bear @chronicallykaya @nellfenderbender @chronicgirlfail @van1llalace @kiraizcoolz @femmour

ik some of yall have already been tagged but

Im too tired to give a gaf

[madmax-offficial]

I just like the movie lmao

@castiels-left-toe @puppet-string @doctor-worm-is-dead

[triangleguy]

[rockingpolkadots]

@madmax-offficial u like gravity falls right?

[madmax-offficial]

yEs :D

[coastalclaws-715]

I made this because I was bored, I don’t mind if you use it as inspo for your Essa. Maybe tag me if you can so I can see it!

[madmax-offficial]

Might actually use this as inspiration for my next essa

I’ll put sharks on the vest

[madmax-offficial]

I’ll probably name it blue because I really like

1: the velociraptor from Jurassic world

2: the dog from blues clues

3: the color

And I think it’d be quite self explanatory why I named it that lol

[coastalclaws-715]

I made this because I was bored, I don’t mind if you use it as inspo for your Essa. Maybe tag me if you can so I can see it!

[madmax-offficial]

Might actually use this as inspiration for my next essa

I’ll put sharks on the vest

[madmax-offficial]

The line in your bio is from a lemon demon song right? Is that ur favorite music artist or is there anyone else. Jus curious cause I always notice it n I just realized where I recognized it from lol :p

Yes! It’s “Touch Tone Telephone” by lemon demon :) he’s definitely my comfort artist

I also really like Lady Gaga, Slipknot, Korn, “Weird Al” yankovic, rob zombie, Billie eilish, Kesha, etc. it’s a lot of random artists in a big playlist tbh lol

I also like my fair share of boy bands

WHO SAID THAT

[bea-yotch]

welcome to my and sadie @girl-on-the-subway's wedding!!!

@rennysglowinthedarkstars @edentherambler @art-i-ficiall @pickledoesthetumbling @jackalope-meadowsweet @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @glasscupwstuff @lyreliar2 @gayblooper @just-a-silly-jellyfish @affectionatealbatross @221lesbiandconfused @pearl3cnt @the-aricher @the-sun-will-rise-again-tomorrow @milessiana @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @sparkspacey @madzzxp @atlas-at-aperture @sydsquid0708 @probshouldbesleeping @lavenderdiary0 @softclitoris @my-raine-storm @pinaforepirate @viansparkles @charlicantsleep @daz3dnp4quita @doctor-worm-is-dead @disaster-class-futch @grave-shares @graizy @or4nge-f4nta @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @index-fingie @i-said-im-a-fucking-star @i-eat-umbrellas @unapologeticpristinelamb @the-butchest @yearningforsaebyeok @affectionatealbatross @rockingpolkadots @everythingnox @quirkyidfk @weirdgayweevil @wistriverside @thatchaoticbookworm @the-og-starving-artist @tinkerbelle @mysticaleldritchpunk @madmax-offficial @swellestuniverse @buglvr22 @alienprincess111 @a-star-bear @lovergirl9999 @apple-anachronism @violet-antilas @a-bat-called-ash @dont-judgemywaffles @sesneksheep

[girl-on-the-subway]

my vows bitches

every girl dreams of her wedding day. i never thought mine would come so soon, but then again, i never imagined meeting anyone like bea at 17 years old. bumble bea- you have turned this hellsite of an app into a safe haven. i can always count on you to put a smile on my face. whether it’s playing silly games or yapping about nonsense the conversations i have with you mean more to me than you will ever know. i make a lot of rings, but the one i give to you today will by far be the most special. i cannot wait to spend a lifetime basking in the splendors of sapphicsm with you. i only hope i can make you as happy as you make me. always with love, sadie daisy <3. will you take me to be your unlawfully wedded wife? now and forevermore?

[bea-yotch]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sadieeee ilysm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my vows hoes!!!!!

once upon a time, i met a girl on the subway. her name was sadie, and i think she was genuinely the most talented girl i'd ever met. from her gorgeous rings and necklaces to her fantabulous fashion sense, she was beautiful - inside and out. every time i talk to you, my heart swells with incomprehensible pink flowery joy! you mean the world to me, and i've never been so happy to call someone my friend, favorite femme, and fiancée - and soon to be wife!!!

sadie, my sadie daisy, i love you! will you make me the happiest woman in the world and join me in unholy matrimony?

[girl-on-the-subway]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

1000x YES

[bea-yotch]

YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYYYYY ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

SAME TO YOU DARLING ♡♡♡

[girl-on-the-subway]

IM KISSING THE BRIDE

[bea-yotch]

KISSKISSKISS

[girl-on-the-subway]

IM WIFED UP BITCHES

[bea-yotch]

WOOOOOOOO OKAY NOW WE HAVE CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

🧁🍰🎂

@atlas-at-aperture @sydsquid0708 @probshouldbesleeping @lavenderdiary0 @softclitoris @my-raine-storm @pinaforepirate @viansparkles @charlicantsleep @daz3dnp4quita @doctor-worm-is-dead @disaster-class-futch @grave-shares @graizy @or4nge-f4nta @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @index-fingie @i-said-im-a-fucking-star @i-eat-umbrellas @unapologeticpristinelamb @the-butchest @yearningforsaebyeok @affectionatealbatross @rockingpolkadots @everythingnox @quirkyidfk @weirdgayweevil @wistriverside @thatchaoticbookworm @the-og-starving-artist @tinkerbelle @mysticaleldritchpunk @madmax-offficial @swellestuniverse @buglvr22 @alienprincess111 @a-star-bear @lovergirl9999 @apple-anachronism + all@glasscupwstuff @lyreliar2 @gayblooper @just-a-silly-jellyfish @affectionatealbatross @221lesbiandconfused @pearl3cnt @the-aricher @the-sun-will-rise-again-tomorrow @milessiana @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @sparkspacey @madzzxp @rennysglowinthedarkstars @edentherambler @art-i-ficiall @pickledoesthetumbling @jackalope-meadowsweet @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @a-bat-called-ash @sesneksheep @dont-judgemywaffles

[madmax-offficial]

My first wedding as a witness and I actually want to be here

PROUD OF YOU GUYYYSSSS CONGRATS

Here’s a wedding gift ✨🎁✨

[bea-yotch]

tyyy! @girl-on-the-subway do you wanna open?

[girl-on-the-subway]

yes! yay presents :))))))

[bea-yotch]

yayy @@madmax-offficial what is it?

[madmax-offficial]

It’s a personal chef :3

✨🧑🏻‍🍳✨

They’re here for all your food needs

[bea-yotch]

welcome to my and sadie @girl-on-the-subway's wedding!!!

@rennysglowinthedarkstars @edentherambler @art-i-ficiall @pickledoesthetumbling @jackalope-meadowsweet @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @glasscupwstuff @lyreliar2 @gayblooper @just-a-silly-jellyfish @affectionatealbatross @221lesbiandconfused @pearl3cnt @the-aricher @the-sun-will-rise-again-tomorrow @milessiana @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @sparkspacey @madzzxp @atlas-at-aperture @sydsquid0708 @probshouldbesleeping @lavenderdiary0 @softclitoris @my-raine-storm @pinaforepirate @viansparkles @charlicantsleep @daz3dnp4quita @doctor-worm-is-dead @disaster-class-futch @grave-shares @graizy @or4nge-f4nta @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @index-fingie @i-said-im-a-fucking-star @i-eat-umbrellas @unapologeticpristinelamb @the-butchest @yearningforsaebyeok @affectionatealbatross @rockingpolkadots @everythingnox @quirkyidfk @weirdgayweevil @wistriverside @thatchaoticbookworm @the-og-starving-artist @tinkerbelle @mysticaleldritchpunk @madmax-offficial @swellestuniverse @buglvr22 @alienprincess111 @a-star-bear @lovergirl9999 @apple-anachronism @violet-antilas @a-bat-called-ash @dont-judgemywaffles @sesneksheep

[girl-on-the-subway]

my vows bitches

every girl dreams of her wedding day. i never thought mine would come so soon, but then again, i never imagined meeting anyone like bea at 17 years old. bumble bea- you have turned this hellsite of an app into a safe haven. i can always count on you to put a smile on my face. whether it’s playing silly games or yapping about nonsense the conversations i have with you mean more to me than you will ever know. i make a lot of rings, but the one i give to you today will by far be the most special. i cannot wait to spend a lifetime basking in the splendors of sapphicsm with you. i only hope i can make you as happy as you make me. always with love, sadie daisy <3. will you take me to be your unlawfully wedded wife? now and forevermore?

[bea-yotch]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sadieeee ilysm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my vows hoes!!!!!

once upon a time, i met a girl on the subway. her name was sadie, and i think she was genuinely the most talented girl i'd ever met. from her gorgeous rings and necklaces to her fantabulous fashion sense, she was beautiful - inside and out. every time i talk to you, my heart swells with incomprehensible pink flowery joy! you mean the world to me, and i've never been so happy to call someone my friend, favorite femme, and fiancée - and soon to be wife!!!

sadie, my sadie daisy, i love you! will you make me the happiest woman in the world and join me in unholy matrimony?

[girl-on-the-subway]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

1000x YES

[bea-yotch]

YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYYYYY ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

SAME TO YOU DARLING ♡♡♡

[girl-on-the-subway]

IM KISSING THE BRIDE

[bea-yotch]

KISSKISSKISS

[girl-on-the-subway]

IM WIFED UP BITCHES

[bea-yotch]

WOOOOOOOO OKAY NOW WE HAVE CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

🧁🍰🎂

@atlas-at-aperture @sydsquid0708 @probshouldbesleeping @lavenderdiary0 @softclitoris @my-raine-storm @pinaforepirate @viansparkles @charlicantsleep @daz3dnp4quita @doctor-worm-is-dead @disaster-class-futch @grave-shares @graizy @or4nge-f4nta @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @index-fingie @i-said-im-a-fucking-star @i-eat-umbrellas @unapologeticpristinelamb @the-butchest @yearningforsaebyeok @affectionatealbatross @rockingpolkadots @everythingnox @quirkyidfk @weirdgayweevil @wistriverside @thatchaoticbookworm @the-og-starving-artist @tinkerbelle @mysticaleldritchpunk @madmax-offficial @swellestuniverse @buglvr22 @alienprincess111 @a-star-bear @lovergirl9999 @apple-anachronism + all@glasscupwstuff @lyreliar2 @gayblooper @just-a-silly-jellyfish @affectionatealbatross @221lesbiandconfused @pearl3cnt @the-aricher @the-sun-will-rise-again-tomorrow @milessiana @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @sparkspacey @madzzxp @rennysglowinthedarkstars @edentherambler @art-i-ficiall @pickledoesthetumbling @jackalope-meadowsweet @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @a-bat-called-ash @sesneksheep @dont-judgemywaffles

[madmax-offficial]

My first wedding as a witness and I actually want to be here

PROUD OF YOU GUYYYSSSS CONGRATS

Here’s a wedding gift ✨🎁✨

[artsymeeshee]

More text posts I liked on Twitter

[madmax-offficial]

Be quiet guys I gotta take a picture of my safe food

I know it looks revolting but it’s so good

Gluten free bread, toasted, thin layer of pesto sauce from like Walmart or something, and goat cheese with herbs that I got from Aldi

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

can your fandom be summoned with one sentence?

yes

no

idk

results

Voting ended onJun 7

ex- waiting for something to happen?

[madmax-offficial]

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME…

[madmax-offficial]

Making a Wild West themed ttrpg from scratch

Give me suggestions and questions of all the stuff you love about your favorite ttrpgs :)

For me personally, I want to make this a VERY interactive game, so I plan to hand make maps to discover, minis to move around, and other stuff to do to make this exciting. Tell me things you’d like to see/hold in a super interactive ttrpg!