The Dragonian

I wanted my my name to be the Draconian but it was snatched before I could get it.

[the-dragonian]

Chapter 1

Hello! Is this thing on? *taps mic a couple times* *loud feedback noise* OK! Ow. It's on. Cool.

Greeting tumblr.com I am the one known as The Dragonian. I was drawn here by a very short rabbit who smells like coffee and is accompanied by some sort of shadow demon.

Im getting off topic. I am here for shenanigans and have been told that they shall haunt me to my days should I bring them here. And I'm not one to be embarrassed easily so here I am.

Now I'm all of your guy's problem. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha! See you all soon.

>:3

[andmaybegayer]

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

[the-dragonian]

I dont even know what most of these sites are save for Twitter and linkedin

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[the-dragonian]

[autisimyfoxerronii]

YO FUCKERS

[the-dragonian]

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[the-dragonian]

I also don't know much about berserk. I also thought Griffith was a girl not a boy, if im being honest.

[weirdo-offical]

guys guys guys

its 666 day

6/6/26

AND its pride month

we are the strongest

time to kill god.

[the-dragonian]

ok yeah sure. I got time to spare. Quick question though, which god?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 40

The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Megamind (Megamind)

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[the-dragonian]

had to put genuine though into this. Stumped me for a literal 10 minutes to think about it.

[anonmuos]

VOTE THE NARRATOR

[chaos-triangle]

I DID!!!

[anonmuos]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[the-dragonian]

I didn't. But I do think it's interesting how it is an almost 100% even split.

[my-ny]

River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 30/?

[the-dragonian]

this is just straight up how they're relationship is like.

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

chat im making an officalverse fic who should i include? (i am of course the main antagonist, because im fucking evil) (at least one of the protagonists will be @real-love-offical) Tags below cut because im desperate (Sorry) (also doesn't HAVE to be an offical lol, but calling it the officalverse fic makes it easier to market lol)

@b0red-artist-13-offical @no-one-offical @raichu-enthusiast @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @tjthetyrant @turtlesarecats @thesnifffff @the-king-of-beans-officalking-of-beans-offical

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

So, i KNOW i said it was off... HOWEVER. I have a NEW fic idea And, since I'm so lovely!! I'm using all of you again! so uhh I'll put in under the cut everyone I currently have for the list and how they act, since I'm reusing, and if you want to be added/removed/changed, just tell me Thanks? Yaya!!!! Note: This list was specifically created for SHOWRUNNING, so it's probably going to be really off, sounds good? Kk thanks Also im not sure if this will properly tag everyone, so uhh, sorry

OFFICAL VERSE FIC REAL!!!!!! @b0red-artist-13-officalb0red-artist = anti-hero (maybe just a hero) (idea: helped me get famous, but saw what i started doing and ditched) Evil PUkicho = me (antagonist) Pukichoukichoukichoukicho- = forced villain (has no control, and only a famine) Real Love Offical = Protaganist, the very main one @blitz-the-bard-offical = hero's sidekick (ig main sidekick of Real Love) @oppossum-offical = comic relief (god wouldn't it be so funny if i just turned them into a robot, and forced them to exterminate their friends and allies against their will, and have them be fully conscious) @evilpineapple-offical = good JUST so i can kill him @silence-translator = good, TRIES to redeem no one ffical (tries) @can-tab-eater-offical = anti-hero @aldi-offical-australia = evil @sleep-official = good @eldritch-crows-offical = evil @porple-offical = evil but doesn't really care about their job @tum-blr-offical = evil @lakitu-offical =good @gay-ass-bitch-offical = good @flibbertigibber-offical = evil but turns good @dude-offical = very convenient explosions and excuses for things @no-one-offical = evil, just to overthrow me, and take my place @open-door-offical = The room to pukichoukicho @evil-lemon-shark-offical = Evil, must I say more?

Background characters or undefined: @jeff-offical = idk side character? @ffej-offical = idk side character? @7-eleven-offical and EVIL @evil-7-eleven-offical official = idk gng @evilfuckignskeleton = background character that appears once @gay-missionary-offical = 'it's me queer up'- fucking dies @never-offical (make the text purple aka #7c5eff) @offical-skittering-creature @licker-of-guns-offical - crowbar @ton-618-official @mycroft-offical @John-watson-offical @sherlock-offical @gabenugget1141 @penny--offical @ib-offical @funny-tags-offical @coffee--spill @nug-offical @Penny-offical @mossdeepgym-offical @homeschooler-offical @banana-milk-offcal @evil-lemon-shark-offical @scp040jp-offical @chroniclermymajoffical @black-death-offical @the-very-existent-entity @my-tumbler-oc-ask-blog-official

[eldritch-crows-official]

Why art we evil?

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

shit idk

Do you want to change?

[eldritch-crows-official]

No, no. I suppose we do devour universes, so it does fit. Many species do find us to be evil

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

wow, you devour universes?

Is it chill if I promote your rank of evil to 'main' antagonist after the current one, Fic!EP dies?

(Though, you will have to be slain by Pretty EP in the end)

[eldritch-crows-official]

Of course, though there are an infinite amount of us so they may have long centuries of slaughter ahead of them

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

alright, also youll all be turned to glitter!!

Kk bye cya cya love you mwah goodbye

[the-dragonian]

hey! Can I be a character? Even just a side character? I don't have much lore but I am a (specifically an east asian) dragon.

[candy-c0rps3]

In honor of pride month I am creating a new note game

What was your gay/queer awakening?

All sexualities and genders are welcome

Mine was the fact I was in a dance class growing up and allllll the girls changed in the same room and the gay ass feelings arrived

And then after that I just stopped giving a fuck I had a crush on no matter gender

tags: @jqdoht @cgsdraws @erikvoice-perfection @the-mycelial-court @aciddrownedangel @guineaspin @liminal-garden-system @biologynerd13

Open tags also

inspired by seeing @weirdo-offical post on their gay awakening

[causalshapeshifter]

I was watching Hetalia and the gods damn Nyo episode came on and made my ass bi!

@bardorsomethinglikethat @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @theonlyaardvark @mustard-in-a-bottle @ellie-moonbeam

[theonlyaardvark]

So uh

I saw fanart of this (gal) character and was "oh shit im gay (bisexual)" thats hiw I found out I was bisexual

Then this year

Girl told me she had a crush in me and i tried to feel the same then realised that I just dont feel that. Ever. Thats how I found out I was aromantic

@themostrandommoon @mer-acle @iminruinz @mustard-in-a-bottle @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

first of all, I'd like to say i jad a crush on a boy in 3rd grade. I kinda resolved it afterwards becuz of the coconut incident (long story) so we were platonically besties

ok so the English or Spanish trend was a big thing when i was in 5th grade so playing it, i thought i was lesbian. Heck, even bi

Then in 6th grade at my new school i picked up a copy of Magnus chase and the ship of the dead from the library (only mcga book our library had) and was like "oh cool"

I went onto pinterest to search up mcga shit becuz i had nothing better to do and i saw a bunch of posts basically talking about how magnus is pansexual, so i searched that up and was like "yeah I'm pan"

Kids in my grade write fetish smut in class for fun, so that kinda freaked me out and i discovered im asexual too

Also i recently realised im cupioromantic as well so kids thats the story of how i met lgbtqia

Open tags

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

My negative thoughts whilst in the bathroom ironically enough, became nonbinary that day

[the-dragonian]

I dont know yet. All I know for certain is that I'm definitely not straight, and that I can blame anime for that. I am male and I'm comfortable in my skin but I'm not against magically being turned into a girl, but I do have an ideal body that is just both of the binary genders at the same time otherwise known as a hermaphrodite(the Greek mythology behind this name is insane). I know I like both boys and girls but wierdly not all boys and girls, so I Def have a type.

As I said, I'm still figuring my shit out.

[er-idkhehe2]

Yall what should I draw idk im bored

[the-dragonian]

the literal spirit (like a nature spirit) of boredom

[oddlysimplestars]

Which game did you prefer ?

Undertale

Deltarune

Voting ended on17h

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

Deltarune is objectively better in almost every way, HOWEVER, Undertale is the reason im like this, the reason I love the way I do, the reason I became who I am, so Undertale will always be closer to my heart

[the-dragonian]

I personally have yet to play either of them. I do not own a working computer. Or wifi. Or a screen bigger than my phone. Oh wait I do got my 10" tablet.

[despazito]

[the-dragonian]

@satan-offical found just the shirt for you buddy.

[catchymemes]

[commonlyknownasidgaf]

@pukicho i think this is you

[anonmuos]

lol hey @pukicho i agree with that guy

I’m 80% sure this is you

[the-dragonian]

hey @pukicho

This you?

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[the-dragonian]

they did. It just cost a gajillion dollars in medical fees.

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[the-dragonian]

except me. I'm like this all the time so if I ever act like a "normal" person, then it's not me, it's an impasta.

Now I'm hungry. And still waiting for Amazon to deliver my electric stove, cause my new apt doesn't have its own stove.

[zeta-finnish]

it says steel chair

do I speak to the steel chair, sit on the steel chair, throw the steal chair or leave a note on the steel chair?

*slams the steel chair on you*

[the-dragonian]

The situation i just saw. Crazy out here man.