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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)

renaithri

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

renaithri

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

w1ckedangel

i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache

iiboharz

they were so real for this

only-cat-memes

staple-teeth

@creatures-in-posts

creatures-in-posts

This creature needs his emotional support carrots 🥕

littleguysdaily

batfam-stuff-posts-0

Bruce: If a stranger came up to you and said 'I'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up' what would you say?

Tiny!Jason: I'd say 'You're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!'

Bruce:

Dick, in the corner: *tearing up* I'm so proud...

thisuserhaspassed

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

stone-cold-groove

So You Want to Be a Scientist?

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: ME LOVE FASHION ART DMV: FART Verdict: DENIED

madmaxthepaledragons-blog

DENIED? why

ultimate-marysue

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

spicy-apple-pie

help him

babyjapril

Grey's anatomy + lgbt+ characters

stealthrockdamage-deactivated20

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

a-crochet-spider

Typical marvel gay rep: yeah 🤭 this side character is gay 🥰😜 it will only be mentioned once tho😓😣😅 and this background character has gay parents!! 😱😱😍 but the main character can't be lgbt!!🫤😖 we have to appeal to straight people 🥺🥺 for profit 🥺🥺🥺 you get it 🥰😜

Marvel with Agatha All Along for some reason: this middle aged witch is a LESBIAN and her love interest is the personification of death who is ALSO A LESBIAN and they are BITTER BITTER EXES but are STILL in love and her coven is 90 percent SAPPHICS and the only man on screen is a GAY TEENAGER and