Murkrow's Woods

Welcome to my woods. Get comfy, scroll through this place, and prepare to facepalm at how unfunny I really am.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

[meowing-velociraptor]

*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.

[lone-standing-tuft]

*me @ the monster in the closet*

Time for a bedtime story

[toopaste]

*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them

[damn-shawty]

*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop

[adorkablecatnamedkyoko-deactiva]

*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.

[kangaroo-r00]

*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day

[britishdaydreaminggirl]

*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!

[madmurkrow-blog]

*me @ the devil* I don't put monsters under your bed to scare you, I put em there because I know you get lonely.

[xerxestexastoast]

Some highlights from Chara’s Adventures in the Underdark

[madmurkrow-blog]

W̶̲͠ê̴͙l̷͈̈l̴̨͘ ̵͈̍j̶̠̕i̴̮͊n̶͇̔g̶̯̈ḻ̶̛e̶̯̚ ̶͚̎m̴̤̑y̷̼͗ ̴̗̀g̸̪̈́o̶͚̿d̴̘͊ ̴̰̃d̶̳͊a̴̖̎m̸̤͂n̵͚̉ ̸͚͌b̷̭͆e̵̞̍l̸͕͋l̸̈ͅș̶̈́ ̷̛̘y̸͔͂e̴̞̍e̵̡͒h̶̖̆a̸͖̐w̵̰̓

[sixth-sorrow-saintess]

found this on my school cafeteria’s ceiling

[madmurkrow-blog]

That's a bad omen

You're gonna have a bad time

[arryadne]

I just got this idea and had to,,,

[madmurkrow-blog]

My name is suz and I'm no theif

I holde the chalk between my teeth

When teacher is gone it's time to mock

I run 2 supply closet and cronch the chalk

[audiospawn]

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This is why Asriel doesn’t sleep in there when he comes home to visit, Kris.

Inspired by a tumblr post that I haven’t been able to find again

and yeah I know this doesn’t completely line up with canon don’t question it it’s a shitpost

[madmurkrow-blog]

What the fuck did I just listen to and why haven't I heard this before

[madmurkrow-blog]

Cha cha real smooth

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What unholy monster have I made..

[major-waste-of-time]

Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways

“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”

“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”

“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”

“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”

“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”

“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”

“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”

[madmurkrow-blog]

All I hear in highschool is Yeet, Gucci, etc

At least the people you know are actually clever and snarky.

[piratemoose]

Check out my “cat”

[madmurkrow-blog]

Deadass thought that was a tarantula at first and fucking lost my mind

[extremelycursedimages]

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This is worse than the movie itself

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In a real fuckin Scooby Doo mood rn smh

[madmurkrow-blog]

Repost if you remember the yodeling veterinarian from the Alps

[madmurkrow-blog]

I feel like I'm the only one around here who likes Baobabs Mausoleum

[roskii]

redesigns of the main trio

[madmurkrow-blog]

Deadass thought that Enid's nose was a little cat smile at first

[madmurkrow-blog]

Y'all wanna play spot the difference

[sun-flower-siren]

EVERY PERSON

EVERY SINGLE PERSON

WHO REBLOGS

WILL BE GIVEN A SUPER HERO/VILLAIN NAME

AND THEIR USELESS SUPER POWER

IN THEIR ASK

[carbonated-water-official]

what is me

[stardust-danvers-archive-deacti]

GIMME I WANNA KNOW

[writernotwaiting]

Every single person, or the married ones, too?

[monster-mons]

Give meeeee

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Pls

[madmurkrow-blog]

Gimme da name, my lord

[cursedgarfield]

A beautiful painting by a classmate of mine

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This actually looks pretty cool