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madr: ET phone home

madr: ET go broke

me: ???

madr: because it's long distance

#THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD #AHAAAAAAAAAA #madr knows best #mother knows best #ET #E.T. the Extra Terrestrial #eighties #phone #ET phone home #ET go broke #LOL #jokes #funny

madr: do you like my new haircut

me: i-

madr: YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT

#SORRY IDK WHY IT POSTED TO MY PERSONAL BLOG THE FIRST TIME #APOLOGIES FOR POSTING THIS TWICE #madr knows best #mother knows best #lol #hair #haircut #like #approval

madr (to music player): PLAYING THE SAME SONG AGAIN

madr: I PRESSED STOP

madr: IT'S DISRESPECTING ME

#madr experiences the pains of technology #yet again #madr knows best #mother knows best #music #player #technology #technological difficulties #problems #electronics

madr: i only made 300 bucks this pay cheque

madr: EAT POOP AAAAA

#she isn't the bread winner #don't worry #madr knows best #mother knows best #pay cheque #paycheck #eat poop #lol #relatable #funny #life #problems

madr: dad is going to Edmonton today

me: what?!?! I had no idea!!

madr: yeah you haven't been home

madr: you are executed

me:

#madr knows best #mother knows best #engrish #executed

madr: i put pickle on the salmon

me: ?!?!?! ew?????

madr:

me:

madr: wait i mean dill

#ah yes dill and pickle are synonyms #madr knows best #mother knows best #food #herbs #dill #pickle #pickles #salmon

me:if a guy broke up with me over something stupid would you run him over

madr: well I wouldn't bother to drive around to find him, but you can run him over if you want

#this came up because my cousin told us about one time #she was in the car with her mom and dad #and she saw her ex and pointed him out to her parents #and her mom told her dad to run him over #LOL #savage #mother knows best #madr knows best #cars #run over #driving #drive #ex

i think that's the first time i've ever seen her use that emote

#madr knows best #mother knows best #allergens #dead bodies #lol #engrish

now i see fish in a new light

#madr knows best #mother knows best #undressed #fish #engrish

yup, they are doing sexy!

#madr knows best #mother knows best #new tenants #sexy #engrish

madr: how much the rain jacket cost

me: $150

madr:

me:

madr:

me:

madr: at least it make you look skinnier

me: wow mom thanks

#madr knows best #mother knows best #rain jacket #engrish

nopenopenopenopenope

(for the record, both madr and i are chinese)

#madr knows best #mother knows best #Chinese #test yourself

that's how i roll

#madr knows best #mother knows best #fatty #engrish

Well madr, you brought me up in a good hoe.

#madr knows best #mother knows best #home #hoe #engrish

Awww madrrrrrr *melts*

#madr knows best #mother knows best #storm #weather bomb #engrish

#madr knows best #mother knows best #lol #kik #engrish

#madr knows best #mother knows best #dinosaurs #engrish

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