I have eaten glue for money

he/him

[madscientistnamedtobias]

I spent almost 4 hours tying different shows together through actors.... Thought Tumblr might appreciate my efforts

This is how I learned that Brooklyn 99 and the NASA Apollo 13 mission are not very far apart..

[voidthing]

i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.

[janmenart]

Mr. Oak-Swallows-Garcia-Li-Wilson-Marlowe-Swift-The Unworthy, I don’t feel so good…

[macksartblock]

i hate drawing vertically so my submissions for the zine were horizontal only lol

[madscientistnamedtobias]

Y'all I'm so bad at texting I just almost sent this to my crush

[dungeons-and-depravity]

Thinking about how Scam Likely and the Library were dictated by the things they loved. The Library had to kill himself when he destroyed a book. Scam lost his need and love for scams after he was forced to become Well Actually. Thinking about how Hermie seems to have gotten the same curse. He doesn't know who he is because he has the urge to always be acting and performing. The Likely curse caused this poor boy to fail to learn about himself and he didn't acknowledge it until he realized that Normal didn't love the real him, because he never met the real him. Hermie only stopped acting when he died. Then his replacement also ended up carrying the curse.

[highfivecharlie]

hermie unworthy out in public

[madscientistnamedtobias]

Why do doctors act like you take any non prescription medication just for funsies?? Like yeah man I just really love stomach bleeds I thought I'd give them to myself for gits and shiggles

[madscientistnamedtobias]

Avatar of the eye who's just a 14 year old girl who runs a supernatural Tumblr account

[madscientistnamedtobias]

I'm currently reading 'A botanical daughter', and not even 3 full chapters in an urge to draw Gregor and Simon came over me. Needless to say it's a good book.

[madscientistnamedtobias]

High fibre, high protein (possibly vegetarian) breakfast burrito!!

Recipe for 2 burritos (I ate both):

1. Cook 100 grams of lentils

2. Blend them with tomato sauce, or with tomatoes and seasoning.

3. Divide this blended mush between 2 tortilla wraps

4. Scramble 2 eggs, and divide this between the wraps

5. In the same pan, cook a meat of your choice, I used about 100 grams of leftover veggie shoarma.

6. Divide between the wraps

7. Add some more of the same tomato sauce, and hot sauce if you want

8. Roll up your wrap and bake in the pan on both sides until brown (doesn't take long)

Serve with garlic sauce and lime if you want

Protein: +- 37 grams

Fiber: +- 35 grams

This does depend on the brand and types of ingredients you use, but especially lentils are incredibly high in both protein and fiber

[madscientistnamedtobias]

today i found out the first episode of Wolf 359 came out the same day my sister was born.. how is it so old..

[my-brain-is-rotting]

"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

[fagtron2000]

ohhh I get it. Francis Farnsworth is autistic and his stim is killing people

[nightvaleofficial]

[madscientistnamedtobias]

Boy math; if I eat and drink healthy stuff then I can chain-smoke and I'll still be healthy

[nightvaleofficial]