Muppet of a Man

He/him 25 🦇 🏳️‍⚧️ 👁️ 🎢 💿 Theme park fan | Fiber Artist | Student

[kosmogrl]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[keioxic]

and i been siiiiipping it

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[segamascott]

[madsovereign]

[paintedhen]

jerma crushed by tv gif as mettaton

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

putting myself out there and getting rejected

[madsovereign]

People in the comments of a post looking for recommendations for masculine versions of a certain bag responding with “well actually every bag is gender neutral because anyone can wear anything!”

[only-cat-memes]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet